Midweek Madness DID exist. It’s not just an urban legend. But, they stole it away and made some talky thing we’re all supposed to find and listen to. I am hearing impaired, Jezebel! Thanks a fucking lot!

...a peak peek into her humble abode...

Seriously, stay angry. It’s the best emotion to have right now. You can focus that shit like a goddamn laser of justice.

I hope Ginsburg trolls Gorsuch forever by refusing to refer to him by anything other than “Merrick.”

Challenge! The worst book ever written is “A Separate Peace”

Sean Hannity has to eat wearing an eyepatch and with a cork on his fork.

Comic Sans is still worse.

You should warn her that they’re crocheted....

I’ve unfriended at least one person over continued requests to make the mermaid tail blanket. If people want one that badly they need to either learn to knit/crochet or just buy one.

RE: everyone in this article:

The country would be at least the slightest bit better a place if people only knew the definition of the word “franchise”.