And here I am, just waiting for Pokemon Day to arrive, so that Nintendo will (allow) us to subscribe to all the classic games that will no longer work with Pokemon Home at *gestures wildly* sometime in the future after April when all other 3DS online services end.

BIG WHEWWWWW!

I dunno, that scene in the trailer where Cloud drives his sword through Sephiroth and Seph says something like, “Give into your rage” made me worry that Cloud ends up stabbing Aeris instead or something. Would be even MOAR sad. 

Oh, no bragging here. I am actively hostile to NFTs and have been since they first came on the scene. A of couple board members at my last company tried foisting them upon us senior executives, and I could not have looked down my nose at them harder, or ran faster from their chaos. Nitwits.

I’m here with you on this, FULLY. I have never understood the scramble for these little PNGs or JPEGs any more than I was when NFTs were a thing. Oddly enough though, NFTs did at one time make a few quite wealthy, but these trophies never did. 

*Physical media defender has entered the chat*

Shame that she hit snooze throughout her high school literature classes, but cannot seem to just snooze through Congress and leave us alone. Pretty amusing about that one, measly bill that she “got passed” to rename a post office. It is the small wins for Hilton Head.  

And here I am just “playing” Pokemon Sleep.

Ah, the premise for my beloved Minority Report. STILL a great film if you squint and temporarily forget some of Tom Cruise’s antics (and his association with Scientology). Same with him and Last Samurai, but for different, more historical reasons, obviously.

Actually, if you have eyes to see, and ears to hear with, he said it himself, as recounted in this very article. May want to work on that reading comprehension. He is only now doing a 180, saying he is not a progressive, hence the article calling that out. Are you new here, or a faulty Russian bot?

Just give us a dockable Switch, that has dual screens, so that we can pay through the nose to play DS/3DS titles again in some sort of revamped eshop. 

How about Epic and these other hucksters make their own damn phones, platforms, and OSes? I can’t just walk into Target and demand square footage with which to sell my wares. You can’t walk into Best Buy and just start shoveling sketchy knockoffs. The balkanization of the EU App Store market, and Apple looking the…

You can only download that which you have already bought, and presumably deleted, for whatever reason. That, and update patches, are the only things you can download for 3DS/WiiU.

Anne Hathaway walked out of a Vanity Fair photoshoot on Tuesday after SAG-AFTRA joined the Condé Nast picket line. Which is great! But maybe her assistant should have informed her before the photoshoot???

Isn’t that just the saddest use-case scenario?! 

This sounds like an industry plant of an article. Hmmmmm!

I get that, and something like that MIGHT work for the American market, but Xbox in Japan is hardly on anyone’s radar, aside from the latest Atlus releases that are for now exclusive to the platform. If anything, I can see Microsoft buying Sega or something like that to force its way into the Japanese market in a…

If this possible ‘Nintendo Selects’ rebranding includes a banner saying that the games work on Switches both new and old, I suppose that is a major win for backwards compatibility, game preservation, and gamers of all stripes.

Gamepass? On a Nintendo device? When NSO already exists? Surely, you kid. The Japanese market really wants nothing much to do with Xbox’s wares, and Sega/Atlus must have really been paid a GOOD coin to put the latest and greatest on there. Alas, the numbers won’t number how they want them to, and they’ll bring it on…

He needs to pay whatever handler or lawyer devised this stunt quadruply. It really was nothing short of hilarious. Sad, but mostly hilarious.