His entire spiel was very masterfully worded corporate speak that should translate more simply into, “We must stop pandering solely to the mythical ‘core gamers’ sooner, rather than later to grow our industry if it is to survive.”

Okay, so I thought it was just some weird ad-blocker bug at The Root disabling Kinja comments. What is this.....a center for ANTS!? Or Deadspin!? No commentary will be the death knell of The Root, because it sure is not the hard journalism drawing clicks/eyes/hearts/minds as of late.

Thankfully, the only thing on this list that even remotely piques my interest is Tenchu, but in my head, the original PS1 title will remain my favorite entry.

Telfar makes very cute, desirable bags, which are great for accessorizing, but perhaps it was a wise choice to leave the out-of-this-world fashioning to the more established houses that have the means and talent to bring it all full-circle.

Agreed. On all counts. 

Yours is kindoftheworsttakeihaveseeninawhile.

You know, there’s a name for unseemly German characters like yourself who have the absolute worst rightwing takes on things. You only get one guess.

Commander is Joe’s most loyal protector. Clearly, there must be some sketch individuals at Secret Service, which—-after Jan 6th does not surprise me.

GIRL, SAME!

Now why on earth would they ALSO dumb down the proper spelling of Cait Sith!?

You shall NOT impugn the work and name of the holy Ted Woolsey.

It is pronounced KAH-NO, not KAY-NO.

Dumbing down something, including pronunciation, for “core gamers” is oh so very 2023.

You have now activated the RBG-KBJ jabot watch! Keep those collars coming!

Beyonce, mind-meltingly amazing concerts aside, proper video visuals are looooooong overdue. This is all much appreciated though, and you are clearly not from this earth or plane of existence to have your cup overflow in this way. You’ll have to put out some new music (with videos!)to accompany them, and resubmit the…

Shame that Jezebel even let you out of the greys. What on earth is G/O even thinking these days? The Russian troll factories and their subsidiaries clearly are not even trying to be slick anymore, it would seem.

Stop the madnesss. No one pro-choice is calling embryos “parasites.”

Not so gentle reminder: Justice Jackson’s final confirmation vote was 53-47.  

Other ways, meaning “pork.” They are sniveling ego-ists who want to keep their jobs/power. Write in a bill that they get the funding for XYZ pet project back home, and they do as they are told by Senate leadership, quietly. You know the Senators you never hear from? They are bringing home the bacon.

Justice Jackson has more qualifications and reason to be on SCOTUS than half of her conservative peers on said bench. You know this.