No. That would put them on the same hardware development schedule as Sony and Xbox, which would be a disservice to their ethos, and their bottom line if they are competing for chips of the same/nearly the same generation.

All of the above was me very gingerly suggesting that perhaps you should find a smaller hill to joust upon with a Bloodmoon Ursaluna over the semantics and naming conventions in Pokemon.

But...the pokemon is...of legend...hence Perrin’s quest. It is a giant bear that shoots red moonbeams from its head, and its signature ability allows it to hit ghosts with normal and fighting type moves. Bloodmoon Ursaluna is a legendary pokemon in all but name (and perhaps stats), if you ask me.

Au contrere mon frère! I LOVE the idea of a unique cryptid, which adds to the appeal and quest-like nature of getting this special Ursaluna. For ages, there have been myths about super-large and super aggressive bears in Alaska, and the native people associate different concepts to each. In more recent times, we have…

I can definitely see the syrup attack’s color simply being linked to the syrup color of the Dipplin that fires it. Programmatically, that would make the most sense, and to make it look cohesive. Besides Dragapult and Blacephalon, there’s GOTTA be a couple more attacks that behave similarly. RIGHT!?

You mean RNG deciding what choco comes out of an egg? That sounds WORSE. 

Yes, I would like a Firaña margarita, please. Love this!

It was just your browser. May wanna call Comcast or whomever your ISP is. The video was buttery smooth, and peachy.

Yassssss! Team Rocket really is the Gay Mafia.

Well to be fair, Lt. Surge is probably married, bi, and only gets down on the low with similarly masculine men such as Peony under VERRRRY strict circumstances. But the vibe is there, and my gaydar is very accurate.

In no particular order, here are some very gay observations about the first gen of Pokemon, from a certified gay:

I hear that it is the best Devil May Cry entry in the series :-D

Whyyyyyy can’t Unity be happy with the money they were already printing at a good clip? The maddening pursuit of infinitely higher profits, quarter over quarter, year over year is reaching its epic, disturbing apex.

Reminds me of the time Zoe Saldana apologized, after the fact, for daring to play Nina Simone. Yikes.

And thankfully, barring any constitutional conventions, Musk can never become president here. Guardrails, people. 

Poland is on a rightwing blitz of sorts lately, so this does not surprise me. Poland may be in the EU and NATO, but like Hungary, has been undergoing a very rightward shift in its politics and court system that is appalling. Lowkey, Germany’s business class who just cannot give up their ties to Russia, for *gestures…

Julia Fox is really getting around town. Happy for her in a weird way.

Ah, just like how the final in Final Fantasy is never final.

Grimes, the inflated budgets for your latest musical endeavors was just not worth all of........this.

Beaming Ava ALLLLLL of the light to win big.