Absolutely adore the Pokemon Go Plus + device, although it was awkward having it in hand before the Pokemon Sleep app launched. That said, it is a great autocatcher, and its ability to use great and ultra balls cannot be understated. I’ve already caught a few shinies with it, just roaming about grocery shopping, going…

You are probably right. I may need to try out Mews of varying types to get that big win. There may be some logic to the Scizor raids happening now in preparation for Mewtwo. Methinks a bug type Mew with the aforementioned stat boost might be the secret winner. HMMMMM!

Huzzah! I got a steel tera type Mew! Really happy with it, but I am debating moving up another Mew from a previous gen and making it dark tera to take on this Mewtwo. HMMMMMM! How convoluted can I make this!? 

Ne-Yo has been the personification of an ATL queen since he came on the scene. Yuck.

I feel like Celebi would be a great mythical to past-paradox, as it is a time traveling pokemon. Perhaps that would make a little TOO much sense to reasonably be included in the game, but then again, if there are Gen 2 remakes incoming, perhaps a re-introduction to Celebi and the gang would be a good thing. Ditto…

At least the budgets for Grimes’ visuals increased while she was “with” Elon. Shinigami Eyes alone has enough fashion and glitz for its own Met Gala. 

Really curious about what the inevitable Paradox Keldeo looks like.

Maybe we need another reality show so they can tell all? Call it Dishing on Comcast.

Are we done with Games as a Service yet!? Cripes. The only thing on this list that *mattered/matters* was the eshop and everything that went dark with it. Everything else is cash grab tripe that the Suits of their respective companies thought would be an infinite revenue stream.

Ah, I was wondering where Gilead was on the map. Yikes.

That we even let Alabama have anything more advanced than a toaster is a testament to either the kindness of wealthier, bluer states, or the cravenness of Republican leaders to siphon funds and resources to the most backwoods of places for their own dark desires (mostly cosplaying for a Civil War Redux).

Arika, make it happen! Skullo DREAM!

Nina asked for the ticket to Oppenheimer and my soul at the same time, with such authority and zeal 0_O

Nah, he has a bit of an Icarus complex, and runs his mouth at the wrong people, all the time. He’ll be Epsteined far before he reaches 95, simply because he wants to fly too close to the sun, and give the finger to too many other powerful figures along the way. His default butterface was already melting years ago, and…

I’d advise you to crawl back under the Regency Era rock that you came from. Women can, and should dress as they please in their free time, which is exactly what Keke did here. No one was arguing the point that workplace rules governing attire apply to both sexes and make sense for a professional setting...but here you…

Clivespiracy! The gall that Terra has a middling rank on this list is just MEH!

Mog from VI is the only moogle that ever matters. What IS this listicle?!

I realllllllly appreciate these weekly F-U missives. They are so cathartic.

Florida schools are shit (not quite Alabama or Mississippi-level shit yet, but give it time), and will only slide further into the 1850s the longer they fester under conservative rule. Anymore, education and conservatism are like oil and water, it seems.

I am officially of the age where I do not know any of the “main” characters in this story. Unfortunately, though, I know what a Meek Mill is, and it is not a husband of Nicki Minaj lol