Flaming Fuecoco!

Global attitudes towards chaos are skewing towards the majority is collectively done with the chaotic BS. The loud, vocal minority that thinks otherwise will sink on the SS Tesla in due time. 

Interesting in what way? The man tweets his thoughts to such a degree that he bought Twitter. There is no *there* there.

I’ve managed to implant the grandeur of Mrs. Jennifer Lynn Affleck into the brain of my boyfriend in ways that he barely manages to comprehend. He THINKS that he is making a joke at her expense, but the joke is on him, because she is constantly on his MIND.

Justice for Emolga!

So we’re just NOT gonna mention the vajra that he has casually sitting off to the left!?

Thin-skinned billionaire is thin-skinned. How is this news?

I wish for some joy and whimsy to enter your life. 

Less tasty than prole pancakes, but nothing compares to a hot mug of your pleb tears.

Thank you immensely for this lovely explainer! 

You miss the point, dear PC gamer. Pokemon and Nintendo handheld systems are like peanut butter and jelly.

I agree with you in that a three year development cycle is just not enough to produce a polished, modern Pokemon game to the exacting standards of review blogs and adults who obsess over visual minutiae that kids will not care about. Seriously, hold these devs accountable, however you intend to do so. Make Nintendo…

Shareholders keep them on a 3 years cycle, my dear SuperMango. It takes millions for them to rake in billions, but also planning, and time, which must be accounted for. If the devs were given as much time as it took to release a game that was “perfect,” no game would ever be released, as perfection is unattainable.…

On the contrary. If Game Freak/Nintendo/Pokemon Company have roughly had a three year schedule for each generation of pokemon, and the games get drastically more complex in terms of graphics, with 100+ new pokemon each generation, who all need unique animations, you really must give them some grace for sticking to…

Calm down. It is day one. There will be more patches.

Can we just STOP with the graphical b*tching!?

Licht is really out to ruin CNN like Elon is ruining Twitter, but in slow motion. He could balance this out by bringing back Kathy Griffin for NYE though.

Who could forget Jonathan Majors, Jurnee Smollett, and Regina King in those solid GEMS!?!

You must excuse understand that for, Maher, the beneficiary of generational white male privilege, to see past said privilege, would require a lifetime of un-learning that he, and others like him—are not, and were never the default human setting. In fact, everyone on earth begins life as a female, with two X…

This article needed to be written, and Holmes must be held to account. If she gets off, will I be surprised? No. Will I be immensely angry that a snake oil huckster who endangered lives is getting special treatment? Hell yeah.