Lady Beyonce Godiva imagery ACTIVAAAAATE!!!

Can we just believe women for once and can this man? Is that such a hard ask, even in light of the drama with Heard vs. Depp?

In our celebrity-obsessed culture (of which Jez is an offshoot of our beloved, fallen Gawker!), pieces like this, however messy—-undo a bit of the deification or apotheosis that makes the whole celebrity thing go round. In other words, this piece illustrated that Aretha was just as—if not more insecure than most other…

GIVE ME EVERY ATLUS PHYSICAL RELEASE EVER!

In all seriousness, either are great entry points to Atlus’ specific brand of JRPGs.

Nahobino in SMTV was VERY genderbending to me in many ways, especially as the story went on. BUT, Aogami continually saying YOUNG MAN would throw me off. Had he said YOUNG ONE instead, no one would be the wiser that the Nahobino had transcended gender in the most glorious of ways.

Can no one bring down Paxton? It just makes me furious that a man so guilty goes on just keeping his job.....sorta like that OTHER guy who did the same his entire presidency.

Root, you know I *love* you, but darling, when a nonmuhfugginfactor such as Banks opens her yap or flexes those Twitter fingers, please, please, look the other way and write about something more pressing or prescient.

I dunno. Just when I think I have recovered from peak Moody Boi energy with Noctis and friends, here comes this news.

Always here for Madam Luckett! She is just a breath of fresh air. 

You are aware that the Beyhive has secured control of the Jewish Space Laser, right? I would not speak ill of the Holy B and her many mysteries and majesties if I were you.

Thank you for adding more detail to my rather emotional takedown of this supremely un-funny comedienne. I hope the check from Netflix was good enough to live the rest of her years on, because now, no reputable studio will ever want to even have a conversation with her.

I just...want Mo’Nique silenced and forgotten. She made a career out of not having a career ever since she was celebrated for Precious, and she has done nothing but cry wolf for more than a decade over the self-inflicted wounds to her legacy. Netflix’s “lowball” offer was simply a stark reminder to her that few, if…

I was (initially) particularly sad that HBO chose to not have Big Meg on as a judge on S3 of Legendary, probably from all the haterade lobbed her way as a result of this ongoing case. Keke Palmer took her seat and ran with it, which surprised me. BUT, there was something so genuine about commentary from Meg that I…

Also, let’s not forget the homophobia she’s lobbed. 

Whewwwww, when I tell you the Ghana Tourism Authority has been working overtime since the whole “Year of Return” thing!?

Neither are my favorite, but I have been aching for someone to silence Mo’Nique since she first fixed her mouth to rant about the powers that be in the entertainment industry way back when. Gurl, you KNEW what time it was, and then dragged all of them for over a decade!? She made a career of not having a career and…

I get that Guile is supposed to pander to the American Everyman, but whewwww as a biracial gay male, he just makes me want to snore. This look is atrocious. If you are gonna give us beefcake, at least show us some SKIN. 

Happy Pride, BB!!!

I am not an Azealia Banks fan by any means, but I really am not a Cardi B fan, so all this thoroughly amuses me. Iggy *does* have a number of cute bops, but they almost all have a feature who (easily) eclipses her, such as Charli XCX or even Rita Ora. I Am the Strip Club is lowkey a fun bop though. What DOES impress…