Always here for Madam Luckett! She is just a breath of fresh air. 

You are aware that the Beyhive has secured control of the Jewish Space Laser, right? I would not speak ill of the Holy B and her many mysteries and majesties if I were you.

Thank you for adding more detail to my rather emotional takedown of this supremely un-funny comedienne. I hope the check from Netflix was good enough to live the rest of her years on, because now, no reputable studio will ever want to even have a conversation with her.

I just...want Mo’Nique silenced and forgotten. She made a career out of not having a career ever since she was celebrated for Precious, and she has done nothing but cry wolf for more than a decade over the self-inflicted wounds to her legacy. Netflix’s “lowball” offer was simply a stark reminder to her that few, if…

I was (initially) particularly sad that HBO chose to not have Big Meg on as a judge on S3 of Legendary, probably from all the haterade lobbed her way as a result of this ongoing case. Keke Palmer took her seat and ran with it, which surprised me. BUT, there was something so genuine about commentary from Meg that I…

Also, let’s not forget the homophobia she’s lobbed. 

Whewwwww, when I tell you the Ghana Tourism Authority has been working overtime since the whole “Year of Return” thing!?

Neither are my favorite, but I have been aching for someone to silence Mo’Nique since she first fixed her mouth to rant about the powers that be in the entertainment industry way back when. Gurl, you KNEW what time it was, and then dragged all of them for over a decade!? She made a career of not having a career and…

I get that Guile is supposed to pander to the American Everyman, but whewwww as a biracial gay male, he just makes me want to snore. This look is atrocious. If you are gonna give us beefcake, at least show us some SKIN. 

Happy Pride, BB!!!

I am not an Azealia Banks fan by any means, but I really am not a Cardi B fan, so all this thoroughly amuses me. Iggy *does* have a number of cute bops, but they almost all have a feature who (easily) eclipses her, such as Charli XCX or even Rita Ora. I Am the Strip Club is lowkey a fun bop though. What DOES impress…

You NAILED it, and I am glad you expanded upon what I mentioned, especially as it relates to the sub-groups and machinations of the church. I lowkey gagged thinking of the organist at a church my best friend brought me to years ago.

How do we get you in the writer’s room? Charlotte at a gloryhole is solid GOLD. Even if all she does is be a voyeur, her expressions would be EVERYTHING, and so would her gushing about it to the girls over said brunch.

I was sold at overly-sexed gay man, because who complains about more dick!? Haters, that’s who. 

Chile, I’d gather you, but it seems you tied yourself in a Gordion Knot of conservative contradictions already. I commend you for not going full Hotep, but your dry edges, if you can call them that, are parched because that noggin has not had any nourishing knowledge for quite some time.

Works for me! STREISAND EFFECT ARRAY ACTIVAAAAAATED!!! BEAM US MORE BABS AND MORE KOJIMA!!!

I dearly miss my precious Gawker, and I shall never forgive Thiel, the worlds bossiest bottom for what he did. Thankfully, the shards of Gawker are still present in the vibe throughout its sibling sites.

Zombie Samantha is a bit of a stretch, but I’ll take it.

Streisand Effect ACTIVAAAAAATE!

It is a big ask for most to fully grasp that homophobia in the Black community can trace its way back to Transatlantic slave trade and THE DAMN CHURCH, but here we are.