Whewwwwww! You have absolutely described this Boomer behavior better than anyone else ever. Absolutely bonkers that they are collectively clinging to power like Kissinger is to life itself. 

You mean Diane, our spy agencies can lawlessly hack American citizens—except me—-that Diane Feinstein!?

Ughhhhh yes. Several have hopped on the crypto dick, but the one that comes to mind first for me is NYC Mayor Adams who wants to make the place the most crypto friendly place in America or some such tripe. Screw the massive energy costs used to mine bitcoin in its current iteration, screw the IRS for even attempting…

“[Michelle] has decoded you in two seconds. All the best broads I know do that.”

As a result of being a raised in Washington, I do happen to know exactly what the Cascadia fault line is, and what your proposed regressive Cascadia dreamland is. You can’t have it both ways, cuck.

The second that anyone links their business plan to NFTs, the metaverse, crypto, I just roll my eyes with the coldest disdain. Snoop, love(d) you dearly, but please get off the Wall Street Crypto Bro d*ck while you still can.

Allow me to say, minus my tinfoil hat, that my gut tells me that this devastating event was allowed to happen by Adams and NYPD to have an excuse to expand their reach, crush those who oppose them, and further fatten their already massive budget.

The DNC seems disinclined to purity test their candidates, and everyone in NYC is put at risk by Adams, Bragg, and even the Brooklyn DNC party chair. All politics are local, and NYC is a microcosm of shitshows across the country. Most would think it would have the most diverse public school system in the country, and…

Again, New York needs to step its political dick up.

Hate to burst your bubble, but your proposed Cascadia would be a landlocked stump of a state that could easily be subjugated, much like the rest of the interior states. Washington, California, and Oregon would cut them off from the coast, and with only feckless, toothless inbreds, they’d hardly be able to compete with…

Alvin Bragg is such weak sauce. Charge Trump already or get off the pot!!

Walker is just dumb enough to run as a Trump clone, and Georgia’s GOP electorate are just insidious and evil enough to gloss over their own stupidity to elect him. I just want the whole place to fall into the sea right after Florida. Less former Confederate land for them to circlejerk upon. 

Just fire the indictment cannons already!!! I cannot decide if NATO and the EU are bigger cucks than our very own Merrick Garland and Alvin Bragg, or if it is the opposite. Either way, I get nothing but limp dick energy from these fools who are letting evil, dangerous men get away with EVERYTHING.

Thiel is either on his yacht or Travolta’s plane(s) having trains ran on them by squads of BBC. Both are lowkey the worst of the bossy bottoms.

Just watch The Harder They Fall on Netflix for all you need to know about Lindo. He freaking KILLED that role.

Wish Amazon just picked up American Gods and kept Orlando Jones as Anansi but here we are. I will have to settle for these fantastical scraps. Lindo is amazing in his own right, just has a very different energy. Obviously, Whoopi will knock this out the park. Can we just sprinkle in some Ricky Whittle....PLEASEEEEEEE!

On the one hand, new IPs are a beautiful thing. On the other hand, Nintendo, give us a new Starfy!!!!

So. There’s actually no Kirby anything on sale.

So. There’s actually no Kirby anything on sale.

Oy! What a lethally funny pun.

Wow, a demotion from King of Fighters to Prince of Fighters. Did not see that one coming.