Bingo. The party of old white males and their enablers who pine for the 50's is going for broke. They would rather break the country and immerse it in another Civil War that they may or may not come out on top of, rather than see any semblance of progress or diversity leading the country where they are a minority. 

I think the fuck not. An insurrectionist, domestic terrorist should not be getting to eat organic food, and at the very LEAST, he should be thrown into solitary confinement until he cracks like was done to every non-mayonnaise person to experience that living hell. To deny him that horror IS to pick and choose, and I…

Whew, well that report was as depressing as it was expected. Love me some Joe and Kamala, but they are not even really good at throwing out distractions. So many of our national woes could be solved if there were a solid majority in the Senate and SCOTUS, but the backasswards nature of both probably means we will…

Oh that, I do not doubt. However, this particular traitor deserves nothing less than the BIGGEST side eye when it comes to any of his possible defenses. He is clearly just trying to save his own skin. Attempting to obfuscate his motives with alleged autism and behavioral disorders should land him even MORE time if…

I just need him in solitary long enough to be broken mentally, physically, and emotionally. A man who became a symbol, such as he did, must be ruined in as many ways as possible to deter, or at least give pause to those who might mimic him. Leave these fools no quarter, and perhaps there will not be a redux of their…

I hope they feed this f*cker nothing but Spam while he is locked up, and that they keep him in solitary. Inhuman conditions for an inhuman imbecile of a person. This level of basura blanca deserves nothing but to rot in a lonely cell.

Such delicious decadence. Then again, airships in Final Fantasy have a lot more going on inside them with shops, chocobos, and all.

I just have this feeling that Stevie J has some ungodly peen, and that this, and all his other relationship woes stem from him 1) knowing that and 2) acting upon it. Just me, or does anyone else have a similar theory on him?

You are 1,000% right. I seriously hope these and future billionaires never 1) find a way to extend their lives past what our current 100+ year olds live, and that they 2) never EVER are able to upload their consciousnesses to another body or piece of hardware to have some semblance of living beyond the grave. We are…

Just me, or is Covid still a thing to consider when it comes to things like this? You could not pay me to breathe the same air as all these people at a concert like this right now, especially in the backasswards state of Texas. Says something about the concert-goers and resistance to the reality that large group anyth…

ABSOTIVELY NOT.

Doofus for him is just a character. Many of my clients in NY who are also democratic politicians would not touch him with a stick. Just pop your popcorn and wait for the bodies to come to light is all I have to say.

Thank Jeebus. Really glad that I was able to get my cafe under construction without having to cry about missing a bug/lobster/whatever.

I think the gall and intellectual disingenuousness of the entire conservative wing of American politics is sometimes even more mind numbing than the racism. That said, the dems just elected Adams mayor in NY, and he has a whole litany of bodies just waiting to be unearthed, so we cannot quite call the kettle Black. Or…

Phew, good! I was gonna be upset if I had to wait months to complete my collection. Not missing many, but still, CALENDARS, amirite?!

Anna is a living SUNBEAM, and an American Treasure. Chris Pratt must be stopped before he ruins everything that Millennials love and Gen Z already derides.

Molly 1.0 DEFINITELY did not deserve Jared, but Molly 5.0 might have a shot. Her mom would get over him not knowing anything about jollof, EVENTUALLY.

Joe owes you a cut of this month’s royalty check for the plays he will get from this article. 

Definitely vaccinate those kiddos. My niece and nephew got covid last month from school in Utah, and brought it home to their parents, who in turn got our twice-vaccinated mother sick. All within the same two weeks.

Zazie is still Black and very much badass. Keep it moving.