I just want Auntie Maxine to say something that is the classy equivalent of, “What’s a goon to a goblin?” when asked about this blonde troll.

Lol, scientists are not quite sure if white holes are a thing or not, but THEORETICALLY, they are possible. Might explain all their pent up rage and filthy attitudes. Perhaps scientists have this whole dark matter/energy thing all wrong, and even the science is biased and turning a blind eye to destructive white…

You are right, expand the fuck outta that court such that Barret and Kavanope cannot even be heard amongst the adults in the room. Seriously, someone MUST be able to dig up something to ruin those two. 

I just want the spirit of these white supremacists broken. Trump expiring from Covid would have been the easy way out from their nonsense, but I fear that his crazy has metastasized to a dangerous degree, where any garden variety white power wackadoo in Congress could take his place at the center of their unholy…

I’m gonna say this in my calm, HR Lady voice like Regina King on Big Bang Theory:

Makes me think back to Hippolyta in episode 7 of Lovecraft Country, where she unpacks the meaning and even necessity of righteous rage. Essential watching, if there ever was such a thing.

Was a barista in Times Square many moons ago. Can confirm the wrong milk will get you all the way f*cked up lol

Agreed. The pastel Easter color selection is verrrrry....focus grouped in all the wrong ways. Red and green colorways are no brainers that would sell like hotcakes with just a dash of Mario or Zelda emblazoned on them. I, too, am not a fan of the grey, because it could have been Gameboy Grey for nostalgia, or just…

Sorry, not sorry, but the yellow Switch Lite is the one to rule them all.

Gawd, I hate Boris. Just when I think caucasity personified is Trump and family, Boris comes onscreen and outdoes them. He is an unholy union of the Trumps and Mr. Bean, but even then, Rowan had the good sense to brush his hair. 

Out with the racist, out of touch Olds. 

Our society is just as barbaric as that of the Romans with their Coliseum, maybe (probably) even moreso now that I think of it. Sexy and talented as the players may be, the NFL is ghastly, and the risk of CTE is just not worth it on an individual level. This is compounded by the fact that players essentially gamble…

I mean, shout out to Audi placing 4th on this list, despite them being my personal favorite. Something about riding in one makes me feel like I am just the sexiest piece of chocolate in a box from Godiva. Swoon-worthy curves, luscious finishes, and sumptuous materials. Deeeee-lish, I tell ya, deeeee-lish!

Whewwww just so tired. How do we awaken the Orishas to handle these whelps?! These fools cannot even invent new, heinous ways to be racist; rather, they just try and beat us down with the greatest hits.

I dunno, I am a huge, lifelong fan of Final Fantasy (proper) but never took an interest in XI or XIV because MMO is just not my jam. That said, this Karen-esque hairstyle gives me goosebumps, even if it does remind me of Sice. Now I don’t know what to think about her lol. She DOES run around with a big scythe...so,…

That, my friends, is an insult for the ages. Damn! lol

I meannnnnn, they could not have thrown him in a credit limit increase somewhere in the last several years?! I have QUESTIONS. 

Always knew that slick f*ck Cuomo would use this as his ace in the hole to save himself. The timing is ridiculously, transparently curious. This could have been done years ago, but Cuomo only acts like a democrat when it suits him. The rest of the time, he is as “democratic” as Joe Manchin. NYC pays the bills for…

Fine. Just bought one on Amazon. Had been on my list for ages. Won’t get here till the 22nd, but hey. 

Whewww, as a biracial lovechild, myself, I feel for these kids, but their mom is just gonna have to get tossed in the KFC chicken grinder. Their father needs to step his dick up, win back custody of his kids, and move on. End of story.