Considering there are exactly two things to check: (1) is this Maya Angelou’s face and (2) is this Maya Angelou’s quote, this doesn't seem like that tall of an order.

Thanks, Obama.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say:

So what the hell happened??

oh my dear god

You’ve got to be kidding. You opined on a fairly complex case that touches on workers comp, employers liability, general liability, premises, disability, subrogation and medical malpractice and you didn't think it was worth your time, even an hour, to get some legal analysis? That is some bullshit.

Kinja’s move away from a few commenters telling jokes to trying to get general knowledge works alright in some circumstances but with legal matters free, half-assed, non-confirmed advice that’s probably from outside the jurisdiction of the matter is worse than having none at all.

“If the gum transferred the spit, you must acquit.”

I think they’ll chew on it for a while, but eventually things will pop and they’ll see this testimony blows.

I’ve read through most of the responses you’ve received so far and I think you and I are drinky-twins. I don’t always have it with dinner, but most nights I’ll have 1-2 beers or glasses of wine, kind of as a version of dessert in lieu of sweets. Most weekends lately I’ve been working, but on the average ‘going out’…

I totally feel you on anxiety about getting drunk - I really don’t get DRUNK anymore (maybe a tad tipsy but still in control) because my anxiety guilt trips the fuck out of me if I do/say something stupid while drunk or wake up hungover. That’s why I’d much rather enjoy a little bit most days rather than binge drink…

San Pelligrino is my (not very) cost effective beer substitute! I don’t like sweets at all, but there’s something savory about it that hits the same notes beer does. Whenever I’m Not Drinking I just buy a case of the damn stuff.

hmmm I always like convos about how much on average people really drink. I have about a glass a wine or two pretty much everyday on the weekdays, more if i go out to dinner (and I always pretty much drink with dinner ) and about 3-4 drinks if I go out on the weekends. I try to take one day off a week, usually mondays.…

Soda water is the BEST for tricking your brain. It's the only thing I've found that works. I eat pretty healthy and a very reasonable number of calories per day, so I know my weight gain has been purely from drinking too much. I cut down hard for a week and I have already lost several pounds (enough to fit into my…

Late 20s ladyperson from the US, and that sounds pretty similar to me. I usually have 1 or 2 pretty much every weeknight (usually beer, sometimes wine or a g&t or a bourbon on the rocks), and 2-4 on weekend nights. Maaaaaybe once a month I’ll have up to 6 in a day if there is a brunch or an afternoon brewery tour…

See, I cannot do that - I would rather drink a little bit 5-6 days a week than have one night of debauchery. But I’m also a boring engaged homebody now, so that might explain it. I would like to cut down to 4 nights a week, though, just because I could also stand to lose some weight (though I didn’t gain weight due to…

I do think that we need to talk about alcohol differently in this country - I don’t think it’s a problem at all to have 1-2 drinks a night. I mean, I probably wouldn’t do two jagerbombs or Long Island Iced Teas a day (or ever), but sometimes I feel hella judged if I let slip that I have 1, 2, or occasionally 3 beers…

I think breaking the habit is the hardest. I don’t eat desserts regularly, I don’t drink soda, but I guess my “dessert” is having a beer or two. It’s just nice to come home after work and have a beer with dinner and then another while watching TV. On the plus side, I almost never binge drink anymore since college - my…

I will sometimes have a beer or a glass of wine during the weekday, if I need to relax, and 2-4 drinks if I go out on the weekends. I do have a bad habit of getting a bottle of wine and drinking it while ordering takeout and listening to loud music when my roommate is away (which isn’t too often), but that’s probably…

Babies are really basic though. They don’t do manipulation until they are much older. They don’t have a sense of you as a separate person to manipulate until they are 9 months or more (which is when separation anxiety kicks in, and they realise you leave sometimes). They just want milk/reassurance/to get back to sleep…