Fun fact: being on pace to match the worst record in the league last year and being on pace for a playoff spot in the East right now would only be a 10-game difference. Far less than the gap between 7th and 11th in the West.

As a Spurs fan, my favorite part of the annual trade deadline madness is all the sweet, calm, pinky-raising tea sipping.

Banks needs to shut her mouth. Badu even was gonna take the heat on it by saying she didn't get it due to age. That's not shade. Saying something isn't your scene doesn't mean you're trashing it.

i didn't watch the grammy show. i only saw the live stream of the audience cam online without audio. here are my observations. i missed 45 minutes of it in the middle because food.

Love Annie Lennox.

My 11 yr old daughter was all "What, who is THAT? She's really good, Mom, do you know her? Has she done a lot of stuff before?"

God, I'm such a stereotype. I would bang the bejeezus out of Hozier. Irish + guitar = YAASSSSSS

Old people fucking rock. Get used to it.

Remember when Grammy outfits were like, one third people being basically naked, one third people looking like they didn't give a fuck, and one third people in wackadoodle outfits? I miss that.

I understand that, but I wasn't aware she was the type of Christian singer who thought God spoke directly to her (about not falling off a mechanical lion).

Ok, as a Mexican, I have to say, it looks disgusting but it's not bad tasting... It's basically mushrooms.

The only calming down a woman does is the brief quiet before the storm that follows being told to calm down and precedes her verbally tearing someone to pieces.

this is one of the funniest articles i've ever read in the entire gawker-verse. A++++

Sorry for introducing you to fine art.

A creepy thing Ashley did on my phone last week was to steal it at a bar while I was sending an email, and text my easily confused boyfriend the following picture (in response to a text about his 9 year-old nephew):

Word. Same goes for some heterosexual women, actually — I used to work with a woman who would slap my ass as a joke all the time. She liked to startle me with it and then chuckle about how I was prudish. But I'm not prudish (I actually hate the term prude every bit as much as I hate the term slut). I just don't like…