Drove into work at 6am PST, but its just to wrap up some stuff, and here in southern California the temperature isnt anything to complain about. I'll have a drink in your honor, and hope your day passes quickly ans in good cheer

I belong to a coke drinking family, but damnit if I didn't enjoy Clear Pepsi.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays AV Club and Commentariat ! work has been crazy, nudisqus HATES both me and my phone, and I live on the West Coast, so while I'm often late to the party, I just wanted to tell you all that your comments are often the sole source of comedy and humor in my day, and I enjoy you all…

Or "You're the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Me" by Gladys Knight and the Pips… but who would that woman be?

Maybe if his name had been Lazarus Prime but "optimus" sounds like a an autobot that should have a warranty.

I'MA GONNA EAT A DOLPHIN!

not the black panties cd

Nicely done. I wanted the masters of anatomy book but heard about it too late

WELL DONE. if you invite me next year I can make sure you don't have any of those jalapenos left to throw out. wrap them in bacon for me so everyone knows they're mine

When will then be now?

Huge programmatic change by Monday? Sure, Fuck my holidays, your religious organization/tax dodge is only important on your side, even when its the same holiday. I know you dragged your feet on it, but Fuck everyone else, you need it now.

Just THIS week? You are clearly in a generous mood given the holidays.

And now I'm afraid to watch the trailer. I get livid every time I hear "Do they know it's Christmastime in Africa" - they have calendars you preening, self-absorbed twats!

I'll be disappointed if it isnt Steel Magnolias

She could have sold it, maybe to the crazy woman from the Rescuers who would then feed it to the crocodiles

I really enjoyed Red, but Red 2 was very unremarkable. I wouldn't agree it is bad, just not worth more than a $1 redbox rental

No Archer?

I will also accept having someone punch Reed Richards

Gift horses, my friend.

Keeping it kosher