@blyan is not on fire: And now one of your internet friends calls you b-ly.

@blyan is not on fire: You da man b-ly

@The Honey Badger: Dear The Honey Badger,

Hey #gawker, change the #layout back to the old one! #changeitback

@TortillaLover: We have more better stuff like google maps offered free, makes stuff cheaper, makes it more expensive where they dont have the more better stuff offered free.

@resvrgam: Lol, flash is horrible. Get with the times old man.

Why don't you tell us how this really makes you feel.

I would like to thank you for doing your part. I live in an area not affected by storms, but its great to see people helping out. Thanks, and good luck.

Scortching sand angels anyone?

@Twanzio: I like my metropcs phone like I like my women, $40 a month for unlimited nationwide calling and texting.

@Software_Goddess: Clearly tribes prefer the clean crisp taste of Coca~Cola.

@norcal.nathan: and even then, a bit overkill.

NoNude 3000?

Will there be groping?

@Mr. F: My household has many other things of that nature, in fact we just donated some other things of that nature to goodwill, partly for the tax write off, but mostly because we had too many other things of that nature in our household.

@BeefSupreme: lol because she's fat

@Sithishade Hates: I did all of that before I even had breakfast.

@Moonshadow Kati aka Lady Locksmith: This isn't the first time I have been sacrificed to the the spider queen, and it won't be the last.

@das BOOT was made for stompin: I roll a natural 20 against your fortitude, critical hit, the wallet pizza is mine.