My family is in another dimension. This is how I say Merry Christmas.

@mi.keg.2: Sucks working your ass off paying for those shitheads food stamps too.

@nandreetta: Have a heartclick...

@truthtellah: But the robbery app isn't one of the "live tiles"

@LealNightrunner: You probably just have your priorities in order, this guy apparently puts his iPhone bill ahead of feeding his children.

@MegaShark: I wouldnt mind a case of hot pockets or a month of WoW.

@nandreetta:

So easy, a Denisovan can do it.

@Killjoy: Maxpedition packs will last a lifetime too, this pack looks like it will last me half a winter.

I got it, controls are good, gameplay true to the original. Loving it so far.

That... uh... looks like a tablet.

"I'm gonna crush you water bottle"

CAPTION CONTEST!!

@greyfish7: Courier isn't even Courier

@Nebula Octon: I'd like to see what it looked like without any pants on.

@GamingTheory: you have been typing gizmodo.com for the last couple of minutes. Where were you typing it? Do you really not know how to get to a website?

@coffinmouth: As soon as this goes multiplayer, people who don't spend money on gold have a huge disadvantage.

@Cynical Media Bitch: I'm about 30 minutes out of SF, in the east bay. I might look into a pair, get a nice Christmas gift for myself. Thanks for you input though, I appreciate it.

@ps61318: If my 1 minute ms paint job makes people weep.

@Deep-Blue: Could be