AXA scientists found iron-rich olivine and pyroxene particles...

Chuck. Chuck. It's Marvin - your cousin, Marvin BERRY. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this.

@lankysob: I am starting a website showing gum under tables.

I surgically implanted a camera into the toe section of my shoe.

I am shocked at the lack of bubbling done to that picture.

@StoneJones is looking for a new avatar: I don't. I appreciate what they did for music, but I don't really like any of their songs.

Dear Jesus, I want a Giant Star Wars Minifig Alarm Clock

@ThisGuy: Maybe she was just calling us overweight.

What a shitty job.

@atomb52: Thank you for your input.

@minjChE: It was an honest question, I don't use GV on my computer (nor will I on my phone) so I had no clue if that was something they offered or not.

@dibs ODDJOB: Does the voice application normally allow you to send multimedia messages?

@Twanzio: How many floppy disks would I need for the entire Beatles collection?

@Captain Fish, PhD (c): I smell a sitcom!

The terrorists are winning.

As a doctor, I recommend Slap Bracelet to anyone who has a wrist, because I am a doctor.

I went from overweight and unhappy, to fit and happy. Thanks Slap Bracelet

From the makers of Slap Chop, comes the Slap Bracelet

@Randy Hubbard: Yeah because you totally have to buy every single thing he puts on iTunes and you totally can't put your own music into iTunes.