@Canon7D-Fanboy: Yeah, I hope it comes out soon, it does look like a fantastic device.

@The.Smith: They blew off a guy in the alley behind the super market?

@NeoAkira: Only if I can prove you wrong by doing so.

@Pessimippopotamus: Seems like a screen only netbook.

@Drive-by troll: Yeah, it is completely impossible to take any sort of notes on an iPad.

@jedimaster: Thank you for your brilliant analysis.

@Canon7D-Fanboy: and looking forward to

@Azures: I am sorry to hear you have cancer. I know wishing death would swiftly take you seems like the only answer, but have hope and remain strong.

@Bant: Electric Burger: This is what the human race is becoming.

Great shirt, but I'm holding out for a Sam Spratt.

@Standish: Obviously you are a PR celebrity stalker.

@mados123: Because I said it with a ethnic twang. If they move me, they might get sued.

It is thinner than the fan on my desk, and my work phone, and my computer monitors, and my George RR Martin book I am reading, and my bottle of Purell hand sanitizer, and my Swingline Stapler, and my tape dispenser, and my Kraft Handi-Snacks cheese and crackers, and my highlighters, and my bag of sunflower seeds, and…

@Cliff_Dangers: You have been talking to people on cell phones from your computer with skype and MSN Messenger for years?

@Super Happy Hats!: I am sickened by the lack of people hitting on Jason. Sure, the bulk of the readers are men, but dammit the man deserves some cat calling.

Damn Chen, you be lookin good.

So they won't let us have the actual materials? What about the goods they make with them and ship here? Wouldn't that end up hurting their economy as well, all that stuff and no one to sell it too.

@Apollo: This is exactly the response I expected you to make.