Hefty Hefty Hefty

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: Slide away Gumby! You are not safe from the goatse!

@moonshadowkati: You would still have my vote for chairwoman of the board of directors.

He who controls the Spice controls the universe

@AbeVigodasSon: Getting mauled by a bear ranks pretty high on my list. You can substitute bear for pretty much any large animal.

@Ding-Dang: Try not to cut the tweets too short though, I'll get a little snippy if I don't get the entire story.

@Ding-Dang: I am having a vasectomy themed party at my place while we watch the action unfold via tweet.

@pranthin8or: so what am i so afraid of?

@Pope John Peeps II: She told me you had moved on already, didn't mean any disrespect.

@Anonymoose: Mmmmm, hobo is good eats.

Fieldrunners

Should have just hired Johnny 5, he doesn't have much work these days.

@Sam Spratt: You sir, are an amazing artist.

@jawnc: Putting a pint in your pocket doesn't work anymore?

@Diogenes-the-Cynic: B-, you have an honest face.

@SG-17: double bad ungood

@icelight: How dare he bring his scientific background and knowledge into forming an opinion.

@Akio Morita: Physical buttons are nice, but there is plenty of great "non-casual" games that run just fine without them.

@Akio Morita: The problem isn't the lack of controls, its peoples preconceived notion that not having physical buttons makes every game bad.