@ModernBawhair: Your face would become Andy Samburg's face from a music video?

@Red_Herring: You don't find a million dollars worth of ancient roman coins buried in the ground on the regular?

@Sent from my toilet: I might need to toss my extensive collection of them up on ebay then.

I love that they named it bigfucup

Aww they are so cute when they are old.

They could just use my girlfriend, she stops me from penetrating all the time.

I am sure the pictures I take will look exactly like that one.

@RockstarAgent: No time for the u when the world is going to end!

This ranks up there with the first time I discovered masturbation.

@Robert 'K-M' Alicea: Yeah, I'd type on that Asus all night long.

No matter where I move

It is totally worth $299

@AlienSix: Yeah, just flew in and boy are my arms tired.

@AlienSix: This guy has the balls to do that.

@yearofthe: You too? I thought I was the only one.

Dun dun duuuuunnnnn

@yuriythebest2: Scary and beautiful at the same time.

Fears: Ants, Howler Ants

@snacktastic: This is easily the funniest things I have read all week.