My favorite Effie Brown story:

He can't, he's a mayor and he knows it won't be received well. But I know that dance, it's "I love this groove, and I really want to get freaky on the dance floor, but there are co-workers around and I need to protect my reputation.".

As a fellow Chicagoan, I must sadly agree.

fucking amazing comment. i snorted.

This is not the weirdest thing in my spank bank, but, to be honest, it's in the top 5.

Meh. I was expecting him to break it down, rather than just do a lameass "not really dancing" dance bounce. Disappointing.

I'm so glad you ETA'd!!

I rode the el with him once after he was mayor and I was less interested in him and more interested in climbing his bodyguard like a FUCKING TREE.

Hahahaha. I am dying now. My friend recently met him and shook his hand and she instantly wanted him on her body! She was confused.

The super inappropriate cussing is definitely a huge turn-on.

As a Chicagoan, he's by far my most shameful crush. Then again, I've always had a thing for alpha males that curse to the high heavens. Damn.

The chair knows he wants it.

Damn, I wanted him to keep going. I wonder if he undresses like that for his wife?

Me too. I think it's because, by most accounts, he's such a tough dude and kind of an asshole. He was brought in to whip people's asses into shape. But he was on our side. And there is just something so sexually appealing about that.

GOOD LORD RAHM. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE BACK OF THAT CHAIR.

Should I be ashamed that I find the tiny little mayor so incredibly hot?

I find him so bafflingly attractive.

I don't think chairs can consent to that sort of thing.