I feel like a person whose introduction to porn was their rapist abductor kind of doesn't have the most level starting point for a conversation about the subject. But maybe that's just me.

Um, would they even promise him a cover? And if they did, wouldn’t the caveat be “But nothing’s final until it’s final”?

So basically they got in formation, proved they have coordination and slayed before they got eliminated? Sorry had to do a Beyonce reference lol

Of course, this raises a very important question.

Nothing quite screams “I hate myself and all other women too” like that pink elephant does.

Must be. I just can’t stop rolling my eyes.

He’s never not writing (his primary avocation); maybe everybody could harken back to another guy who was primarily a writer and was just dreadful initially (for at least a year): Conan O’Brien.

If Ken Starr didn’t bite on it, it’s probably a nothingburger.

Random Twitter comments? That’s it?

I know this is going to sound shitty but I’ve always arched an eyebrow at ideas like this and the multitude of self-helpy memes along the lines of “you’re awesome and if someone doesn’t think so, screw em” or “if someone doesn’t appreciate you they suck/they’re the problem” or even just “you’re beautiful” because…

I’d rather see a woman nursing (including possible seeing OMGSH! her nipple!) than hear a crying baby. Why is this STILL going on?

I’m... kind of okay with this? In the context of gender and movies, I’d rather see fewer ‘stunt casting’ movies and more movies like The Force Awakens.

Thank you my friend.

12 more days until we head back to Dubai. We’re with friends at Hilton head South carolina. Feeling real bittersweet about leaving the states but I am heading back to do what I do, which is to help kids who need someone to be their biggest fan, their biggest buddy. My heart lives for that responsibility.

That’s a bit extreme but I’ll be okay with a law that bans Vegans from condescendingly telling me why they think they’re better than me.

Why was Samer in Kensington?

I love that you love the film.

I found the cultural moment around this movie a troublesome warning of things to come. While the vitriol the film faced was disgusting and of course the worse part, I was also shocked by the complete lack of integrity displayed when folks were advocating that our feminist cards depended on going to see what looked…

“Coo-Coo, gonna git them Duke of Westminster Boys!”

He won’t. I feel for his situation and it made me angry and the school district deserves to be punished.