i would watch a charlie sheen/meryl streep sitcom. she can act and he can bring the thunder*

I know it’s too much to ask but I’d love to see her get a daily show style talk show AND a scripted show. She’s too damn funny for just one show.

:) thanks.

Shut it all down. Take the day off. Sleep. Get drunk. Do whatever. This is the best thing all day.

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is this real?

uhh let’s say that i have some family members who speak like palin after a few glasses (bottles) of wine. luckily they aren’t as batshit conspiracy-happy. they just share the delightful incoherence.

Listening to Palin is like listening to drunk white ladies do slam poetry on a Napa Wine Train.

Well this seems like total bullshit. Really shortsighted on her agent and publisher’s part.

ugh, really? that’s a hole in my theory lol

100%. I’m not at all surprised that the guy didn’t bother to consider what he was saying. That sort of reflective ability probably would’ve inspired him to keep his mouth shut.

i don’t like how hard i laughed at “happy-go-rapey.” well done.

after reading the dad’s letter, i think its safe to say that whatever brains got the rapist into stanford came from his mother.

dude is a tremendous asshole and his son is a rapist who should go to prison for much longer than he was sentenced but i think that’s a distortion of what “20 minutes of action” means.

i agree that there’s a lot suspect with this judge’s decision but it seems like a stretch to throw him under the bus for something a civil jury decided (in reference to the anza college baseball players).

gr8 b8 m8 would r8 8/8

thanks so much! I’ll totally check that out when I get home

Thank you for reporting on this.

Same for PA. Shit, there are two within blocks of each other in center city, philly. One store will have someone to help you no matter what you’re looking for (or, they’re honest and will happily google more info with you). The other has employees that just don’t care.