I have this pesky problem with reading the instruction manual whenever i engage in an activity that could possibly kill me or others. I’m sorry that the personal responsibility that i take isnt for others

+1 Cp

So does the right pedal on a 600 hp car

II like what you did there

When it comes to vehicles...you can get it good, fast, or cheap...but you’re only allowed to pick 2 at a time

Now i remember why you’re one of my favorites...lol

It’s whats on the inside that counts...despite what some would have you believe

“Get a truck”

What do you mean why? A dealer will never pass up a chance to do dealer things. That’s why they’re such respected members of societies as a whole.

When the quote inside the article is longer than the article itself...is both peak laziness and more than likely a failure of the author to understand the material itself. But I guess being known as Jalopnik’s greatest troll is something to hang your hat on.

Awwwww i didnt want him to know he wasted his time writing this article for at least another 30 minutes. Lol thanks a lot!!

Cant wait for the “A Few Bad Apples” crowd to show up defending car dealers... The “Not all car dealers...” types. The fact that Honda doesnt come in and wipe that place off the map proves that the money made doing the crime beats the money lost getting caught. 

They save that for the segment of society they truly adore

You seem like the smarmy type to mention your “so and so” is a lawyer. Im glad your 5 minute inconvenience in the back of a squad car turned out well for you. For far too many of us it doesnt

Me, you and almost everybody reading this article as well

I thought it was don’t buy Harbor freight

Those are called haters

“Hey guys....we’re gonna set aside a 120 day rainy day fund...just in case without warning we are forced to close completely with zero funds coming in...this way we can remain affloat...because when things are back to normal we know it wont bounce back magically and have to be coaxed back to pre catastrophe levels”

Stop making sense...it's wasted here

You’re making sense...they not ready for that here