Lets bury how it represents .00002% chance...so u have a better chance of winning the Powerball than getting raped in a Uber

He should have just said “Im rubber and u are glue, whatever u say bounces off of me and sticks to you”

The question that I think is on everybody’s mind is...”At the cookout, does Julian Castro get a plate with ribs?”

Sad day!

Thanks for the two week notice lol

+1 CP

Look at that little monkey run -Howard Cosell

Orrrrrrr we rebadge their vehicles as Pontiac and let them die an ignoble death twice

A-Fucking-Men!!! Did he really just try to compare his shitcan X5 to a upgraded AMG?! Lol

How are more people mad about “HOW” the memo was written...than mad for “WHAT” was in the grievance?!?! 

Go look up Travis Pastrana and Nitro Circus...

Thank you. People are either too easily impressed or not impressed enough

Facts

That my friend is “Murica

It was Prius here for a minute...bur even today...i see more of them with the Taxi name scraped off and sold out of fleet. Rideshare is 100% what most people do out here. Cuz they will long haul you out here if u aint careful 

I didnt know it was a privilege to lead the Chicago Police Dept. I mean other than killing some leaders of the Black Panther Party, half assing an investigation to Ryan Harris murder, shooting unarmed motorists, the countless officers being convicted of racketeering or robbing drug dealers or beating confessions out…

Awesome write up!!!

Or you can wait a little for the newer, better, and similiarly priced one

3rd Gear: This will be a slippery slope

He misspoke...he didnt mean come on...he meant turn on