Well. Here’s where I’m at. Zelda is going to be a Wii U purchase - I’ve yet to hear why I need to change my mind on that - and Mario/ Xenosaga will need to be played down the road. Good luck early adopters

I moved on a while ago, but ironically it wasn’t the first time. And..... Ill be back.... (With Zelda ) the real question is whether I immediately get rid of it yet again (or not). It’s not looking good. I feel similarly negative about the current state of the Xbox / Nintendo DS but nothing compares to the Wii U…

That’s on you. And something you’re supposed to have come to terms with a long time ago if you’ve ever played an open world / open choice game. They could have scaled bosses to levels but I don’t think thats the answer.

no... it was fine.

No - but I guess there’s people here that believe it’s necessary to talk about it as if it is. This was NFL 1892 Edition for the 49ers

This movie was fantastic. Metacritic agrees. Casey Affleck just might be the worst Affleck of them all. Note: Two separate points, though. If I were your editor I probably would have had you write this piece completely different. How about... You know... Instead of pretending like this movie is bad to reaffirm the…

The copy of no man’s sky that I played involved incessant vacuum cleaning mineral sucking action. ad infinitum. No tingles there. Just emotional distress.

Is 2017 going to be the year where Telltale Games boosts the graphic fidelity of its products from the era of the original Xbox? :)

His entire family may be the shitbags you imply. Or. He might be the shitbag. Or. They’re all shitbags. See? that’s three options. not one. 

You’ve been banned from the Internet.

I come to Deadspin for the grand coupling of Smart Takes and Smart Comments. Today - The comments section is filled with Dumb Comments. Fact: If you dislike Bill Murray you’re A: Bad at the Internet, and B: Dumb. Fact: If you didn’t “get” the 7th Inning Stretch you are in fact dumb and bad. Oh - and you will burn in…

What if he’s 1% Cherokee. What then.

Pics or it didn’t happen

“I’m With Her”

Hello, Mike Matheny.

I think the usual shaming will suffice. We could talk about how incredible it is that white, christian America still identifies with the republican party (specifically on the national level, e.g. trump) in spite of the fact that they have literally nothing in common.

.........proving without a doubt.... that Phil Jackson still works for Jerry Reinsdorf.

It’s just you.

Mother moderates attention seeking double push up bra wearing daughters videogame video chat in the dark depths of the very worst of the internet. Mother of the year 2016. K.

Dennis Rodman is the better father figure in this situation.