OMG awesome - they really know how to get people on microtransactions.

As long as it has less hooting and hollering, and more lines and riding, I'm all for it.

That really sounds one would need the waaaaaaaahmbulance to refuse to go to a great games show because you hate the name because it's associated with a web comic you might not like. I haven't gone, but it sounds like other than seeing the artists and related imagery in the place, the show has NOTHING TO DO with the…

@TheBakachan: I think it's because they'll essentially host connection servers specific to certain games rather than a generic connection server. Perhaps more important though, is that I'm guessing that a lot of ad-hoc games weren't designed to compensate for lag. It gets more complicated if Sony tries to create a…

Cliffy gives Gears 2 a Dude/10, or a Huge+.

@shrek187: A bottle of whiskey wrapped in a leather jacket, resting on a pair of boobs. The movie will be like Casino Royale, but with ninjas and corporate scandal instead of Eastern Europeans and a half-ass HK gambling movie knockoff scene.

Ugh - the pictures are so creepy, you can just hear the sweaty, pained breathing.

@everybest: Buh......what?

Alright, Mr. Tough Guy - you make Big Breasted Battle Bitches' Beach Blanket Bingo for PS3, and we'll see if you get that beer or not, and it looks like you'd love one, so get crackin'.

Meteos without a touchscreen? Eh?

@Chef: Boredom and some weak Photoshop give you Soljima and fanboy Kojima:

+1 to "Castro in this game is totally out of place" sentiment

@firstworldman: False. Your dreams are made up of those patents. Prepare for litigation!

oh sweet - hopefully some redemption for Taiwan being scheduled to be locked out of Metal Gear Online until December or so.

@rainofwalrus: CURSES! Beat me to it...

If you get a perfect run of the hardest song in expert mode, the game will signal the guitar to overload a circuit and melt down, then spin up the disc drive to extremely high speeds causing the disc to explode, all because you have obviously already sold your soul and this game is in the wrong hands.

@Tyber_Zann: ...and your trash loses.

Gah - I was reading and thinking that they'd have a PSP port/version of Vocaloid, hoping that the PSP and DS could finally make sweet music together.

@phicaluk: He never gets any royalties from his endorsements, but I heard he got a bunch of microwave pizzas from some other deal.

"Why is this now an arcade shooter for the PlayStation Network where 17 bullets cause a battleship to explode?"