If I had his money, I’d be wearing crazy stuff like that every day just to see everyone react.

I remember the skellie advertisements well.

Welp, looks like I’ll have to be Unpopular Opinion Guy.

Entitlement is at its peak, unfortunately. 

Just machines?!

Bang Ding Ow

Now people know how it felt like playing Widowmaker in the first season. Being overpowered is fun.

Why not a community poll?

“NO CREATIVE THINKING OR OUT-OF-THE-ORDINARY STRATS! ONLY WHAT WE DESIGNATE!”

The irony of a police officer complaining about someone going from 0 to 100 when it comes to lethal force...

Kid looks like Weird Al in a Rap Battle

Union’s are back on the menu, boys!

“Gamer Grandpa” is going to become a lot more popular a term in the coming decades.

This much is true! ... as far as we know.

E3 was plagued with “Influencer” advertising. It made me want to go outside and yell at a cloud. I’m sure the youngins enjoyed the ‘Oh my goodness! That is so-and-so!’ moments, but for me it was just annoying padding that was distracting from game reveals.

I peed a little in excitement.

As a perfectly sane white man, I abhor the above sandwich.

Less likely to get keyed if it’s a Honda. I’ve been hearing a disturbing amount of stories of Tesla vehicles getting keyed lately.

Who the hell is God?