..if the basic requirements are the guards be younger than 30, what kind of real combat experience would they have?

..i think i saw in Youtube how the Japanese do it using chopsticks only. amazing!

..what i want to know is how to skip floors when some kid pressed all the floor buttons?

..god save the bacon. long live the bacon!

..where’s the fun if everything is planned?

..of course, if you keep your linux server on the hallway.

..since we’re discussing OS X here, how to backup installed apps without redownloading from AppStore?

..hmm, i never have problems with my appetite so i’m envious to this kind of processes. that glass of cocktail sure looks tasty but lemonade comes to my mind.

..in a world where divorce (expensive) is allowed, why get married (equally expensive) in the first place?

..we know better TNG have attention span disorder spelling and grammar problems let them learn from old school folks using periods or punctuations is a must imagine what the world would be like if the declaration of independence have no punction thered be chaos riots looting not to mention dogs and cats sleeping…

..i get most of my eureka moments in the can.

..sex and booze were time honored home remedies that works.

..all i need is a glass of water and Alka Seltzers

..vodka also does the trick. but seriously, don’t suppress the cough, get medical attention.

holding and calming yes.. but not that “shake that booty” thing. remember their spines are still not yet as tough as adults.

i am a father of 5 wonderful kids.. you were saying?

..in my case, i find that though my body is very tired, my mind is still active and won’t rest. so what i do is watch some really boring movie, you know talkies, and 5 minutes into the movie i’m snoring like a baby.

“..She will only stay calm for as long as you are holding her” that is because crying for babies is that way they talk to us. either they’re hungry, sleepy, tired, or simply bored. duh!

..for me it’s bottomless credit cards (black edition). that’ll do the trick.

..laziness is the mother is creativity