"We still had nights, and moments but one night she came back to me the sweetest way possible. We were watching tv, I was laying on my couch while she was sitting on another. She slowly inched towards the tv, like a child trying to find the dots of the tv. I couldn't help but to fall in love with her (and that still…

I hooked up with this one married lady alllllll the time. She's married to me, so it works out pretty well.

Aaand I'm going to stop you right here, and we can begin to really post-mortem this. Here, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "never pretend you're her friend to get in her pants" but only slightly less well known is this: No matter what they tell you, they are never going to…

Dude. Dude. I don't know if you realize how unbelievably shitty this is to everyone involved. Parading a new relationship in front of your ex just to get back at her is a huge dick move on your part. But it wasn't just your ex you were hurting. You dragged an innocent bystander into your relationship drama. Treating…

My philosophy, but not something I would die for:

I had sex with a married woman once. I used to date her back in highschool and then she disappeared for a few years. I come back home on vacation to visit my folks to find out she was living in town again. We hooked up that night to hang out, ended up kickin' boots and going our separate ways.

After the 5th controller I might take a step back and think, maybe it's me? Try relaxing your grip Banner.

I've decided the name for this should be Baked Good Bukakke

Hey guys, guys. My birthday is Sunday.

or a game breaking glitch that autosaves from which you can never reload out of Fallout new vegas I'm looking at you.

There Are Things Worse Than Death In Video Games

Im glad they're thinking of these things, the one issue I had when I played the aliens isolation demo was the non interactivity, these AAA studios do often get it wrong. It's also interesting how the last of us is is gripping because you fear for someones death in the story, constantly. Very edge of your seat stuff…

You know what's worse than dying in a game?

I'm not sensitive to cursing, but I felt this was obsessive and like he was really trying too hard to throw it in every other word. I think this is a bad trait that many videos are sharing these days. Other than that, this game....it's just lovely isn't it.

It's too mainstream now. Or you could maybe try and do a Hipster Simulator?

And for that, we go to Loius CK

Yeah, it's amazing that it's 2014 and people still talk about gay marriage as if it's a two-sided issue.

I'm sorry, but who gives a shit, really? It's not like this is going to be a big fighting game or anything. It's just another reason to fill up Shaq's enormous ego, that's all.