This is all I could think about. Took me a moment.

This made me do a literal lol. Thank you.

Thank you. So much this. I’m not buying his music but sweet christ - he’s less annoying than that “stealing a mattress from Denver” bullshit crap song and anything from Arianna “I don’t do consonants” Grande. He seems like a talented nerd who has way too much fame. He’s harmless.

I came here for this. Thank you.

Of course he went to the gd circus too. Fucking ass.

OH MY GOD LE PETIT E’COLIER! These are currency in my house. My kids know that I covet and adore them so if I decide to dole one out for a realllllly good job on a test or cleaning out the garage they flip out. They seriously think I order them from France.

This. Like I’m not buying concert tickets to his shows, but I’ve been known to belt out a mean Lego House when it randomly comes on. He’s better than a lot of the crap that’s on the radio, even if I don’t listen to it every time it comes on. (Specifically Shape Of You. That’s some creepy-ass shit.) He’d talented.

Agreed.

I really want to snark this because I know it’s ridiculous, but I live in Green Bay and I just can’t. It’s honest and silly and clearly describes what most of us feel as Packer fans in WI. Good for this family for doing something different as a goodbye to their dad.

Can we all just universally agree that shitty season 4 of Sherlock is better than 90% of the other shit that’s out there? Like, yah, it sucked, but we all watched it. And came back for more. And would go see multiple movies if that ever happened.

This is a real thing? Like this isn’t an onion article? JFC.

That is FEAR LEAVING THE BODY.

All I could think of reading this:

Waiting for Sam Bee.

fat crap is my new fav phrase.

omg I’m dying.

I literally cannot stop laughing at this.

mason jars. lol.

All fine except combining Packer country with the gd Vikings. If we just get rid of the purple and made it all WI, we’re good.

JFC I just watched that for way longer than I’d actually want to admit.