“In retrospect I must confess that I do not know, or no longer know, what I wanted to achieve with my words. I only know that without this testimony, my life as a writer- or my life, period- would not have become what it is: that of a witness who believes he has a moral obligation to try to prevent the enemy from…

Is he wearing gold lip gloss in the close-up singing parts? I couldn’t tell and after staring at his lips for a while I thought they might just be really chapped. Regardless, I devoted too much time to this situation.

FFS, yes x 1,000.

Mark, I rarely comment but I’ve been a faithful jez reader for many years. Please know that your posts were the absolute light of my day. I have had many an occasion where I laughed out loud at the wrong time/place and not a little giggle - one of these ridiculous, snorty, guttural laughs that make your stomach…

Cannibal sandwich. So fucking gross. I think it’s truly a Yooper thing, not a WI thing. I may be biased though.

Um, I have a bottle of Captain Morgan in the cupboard right now. It’s just called “captain” here. As in”I had a really shit day. I need a captain and coke.”

I miss 80’s ads. Age and body shape are dictating nothing in this add. It’s all about decadence, jewels, white fur, and baby grands. Fuck yah. That hair is everything.

Do I even want to know? Godammit, Google.

Lindsey Graham doesn't even appear on my radar because Lindsey Graham, but that picture is so awful and wonderful I just had to comment. He actually has more personality in that picture than ever before.

No.

I'm way too worked up over this. I seriously don't get it.

I need a whole bottle after that ending. Jesus.

What in the ever-loving fuck just happened? No. Joey doesn’t pick Dawson. She picks Pacey.

Fuck. I'm out of wine.

He remembers EVERYTHING.

They need to organize a separate anti-prom! I bet if they askedDawson they could use the Ice House.

That gif is freaking me the hell out when the baby shoots out.

Ok, so Jake is actually in her bed. This means they’ll finally fuck soon, right? Hello? Am I the only waiting for Jake sex?

Danza Kuduro by Don Omar. Otherwise known as the fucking awesome song at the end of Fast Five. Cannot stop, will not stop when that jam is on. Gotta get 11 miles in tomorrow morning. Half marathon 2 weeks away!

I'm up in GB. Let's team up and do something. I'm right there with ya.