“The president’s under the impression, and I don’t know why still, that if he says the Russians hacked, it makes his election look illegitimate”

Fox News is play-acting to create the illusion of independent thought, but they’ll fall in line.

“Because the American people have been put through so much by Donald Trump, we think they deserve more tax cuts. We don’t want to do it, oh no, but we owe it to the hard working workers working to continue to work. More Tax Cut Bonuses are on the way, Americans! You’re welcome!”

None of this has to be nuclear, and there are plenty of surgical options on the table:

“Troubling” is the new “thoughts and prayers.”

It’s all they can do until the House’s balls drop. I mean, yea, they can just do nothing. Sure. But I mean, for doing something directly related to this...House action usually comes first.

Cowardly whining.

What a bunch of feckless cunts.

I remember when our town got brand a new mega mall that had a Foot Locker, a Banana Republic, a Rich’s department store, which was later bought out by Macy’s, and a Cinnabon. We thought we were in heaven. I am one of the few people who loves food from the mall court. I live for a freshly baked cookie from Great…

A couple of points. I am glad I don’t use twitter. It is just a drama factory.

This “pedo” comment is the line. The whole SpaceX-canister-repurposed into-a-rescue-vessel seemed at first like he genuinely wanted to help, but quickly turned to PR stunt with him personally delivering it to Thailand. Then to accuse a rescue diver, who actually contributed to the rescue, of a heinous crime with no…

“Also, keep in mind that, when it comes to actually helping those kids escape from that flooded cave, Elon Musk provided exactly as much help as I did.”

8 years ago I was applying to switch from my 2 year greencard to the 8 year card. I asked an immigration agent if he thought my application would be ok, his response to me was “You haven’t been arrested, or had a DUI have you?” So, this isn’t new. Trump is still a turd, but a DUI would have effected your application…

Just to clarity; a DUI is not a “minor crime”. Let’s not reframe that; considering what a battle it was/is to get drunk drivers off the road killing people. Misdemeanor or not, you’re kind of a dick if you’re driving around under the influence. Get a fucking Uber.

To be clear: The assholes who are stealing babies, locking people up in horrible conditions, and keeping families separated need to be prosecuted.

These assholes all need to be prosecuted.