This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Boston resident here - my fellow citizens of this beautiful city don’t seem to want to recognize that guys who were once players and now work in personnel have spent 30 years developing media contacts. Danny Ainge is closer to the media than Red Sox fans are to cheap liquor. I pretty much assume that any rumor I read…

I was going to say that it’d be pretty stupid to lie about such an easily verifiable thing, but then I remembered that’s how you become President of the United States now.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

This schtick could be milked for so much. He could challenge the women’s champion to a match because he doesn’t see gender. He could steal the belt and give it to some other heel loser to “redistribute” the wealth. Every time he loses a match, he could appeal it to some fake wrestling governing body and get the match…

The Social Justice Warriors should be a tag team.

If he did shit like that it would be a worthwhile character. I’d suggest “The Social Justice Warrior” who deliberately loses to minorities ... but they obviously aren’t able to do that.

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

I swear Trump could walk up to a WWII vet, punch him in the face while wiping his ass with an American flag and screaming “im a liberal and I love gays and abortion” all on live TV, then the next day go on Fox and Friends and say “I never did that” and his stupid fuck supporters (and the people in Fox) would say “see…

Having listened to the attached clip I believe the targets of his ire was as follows: The English language, the person in charge of mic levels on First Take, and everyone waiting for their car to get fixed across America.

If someone is your homie, then you don’t exploit their demons to prove a point and you sure as fuck don’t make an apology like his after you fuck up.

Trust the Process(ed Food)

Meanwhile, Josh Jackson was excited to get drafted by Phoenix, so he can enjoy the city’s great selection of McDonald’s cheeseburgers.

Tip that worked for me personally: I added deadlifts to my workouts about a year ago. Went from having trouble putting on my socks in the morning from stiffness to feeling like a million bucks. I hadn’t heard they helped your back...just decided to add them to my routine and was really surprised.

Is this man a turtle? Serious question (maybe).

We had 1 small kid (and one on the way) when we moved to the urban hellhole of Philadelphia. On our new block, the neighbors had a 5 yo boy (one side) and a new baby (other side). Our kids all played in the street (narrow with few cars), summer or winter. The older neighbors fell in love with our kids and always…

Or, conversely, let me get the fuck out of the house. Alone.

11. Get the hell out of the house. And take the kids with you. That's all I want, alone time. How often am I alone the rest of the year? FUCKING NEVER. GTFO. That is all.