“rather than the hard-partying man-child Griffin had been prior to their cohabitation”

I don’t troll.

I can’t tell if you have pure intentions here or are trolling, but regardless of which it is, I’d appreciate it if you didn’t assign your imagined motivations to me.

There is no way that Tether has $2billion+ cash on hand

If I’m one of those tuba players, you go and play the “fat person walking” music as Trump walks away. That’s an opportunity you’ll never get again and one you’ll always regret not taking.

Consulting. Next question.

How does surge pricing work exactly? Presumably it’s an algorithm that monitors Uber ride requests by geographic location and ups the prices accordingly when it identifies hotspots.

Same.

I agree there, and I have to thank you for this:

the veteran development studio has seemed unwilling or unable to be transparent with fans.

I was disappointed that the only real-world analogue given in an article that warns of the dangers of moral absolutism were religious groups. They are certainly an example, and an important one, but to be brutally honest, I see more fanatical ideological devotees in the comments section of Gizmodo websites than I do…

The show was portrayed as a failure and a critical bomb on Fox News

All they literally had to do was spend 30 minutes on the website. Just check out any comment section that dealt with women. What they should have done was hire the two away from Barstool.

You see on the one hand, the new version of the policy seems like a hugely cynical attempt to stifle legitimate, peaceful protest and retain the status quo for disgusting rich white men, but on the other hand, the old version of the policy spelled “ensure” wrong. Feels like there’s blame on both sides here.

Kickstarter (the slim-wallet store)

I have terrible luck with beta / X.0.0 software! My iPhone 6 was buggy beyond compare when running the beta, so I’m going to sit on my hands until they push out whatever minor fixes they need to do.

He is quite nice. When I spoke to him last year (I think at E3) the first thing he said was that he hoped everything was OK at Kotaku. (You may recall that last summer was, uh, a dramatic time for our company.) 

From what I understand there is a button on the side of the display that when pressed activates a series of acetylene torches that burns everything in the case to fine ash. I believe Reggie will be the one pressing it at the end of PAX just to see the light in the eyes of the attendees fade and go dark.

He’s a teenager that has been bullied and ostracized. Ellen is pretty well-known for having a platform to encourage normals that are underdogs.

It's ok to make 'a' joke, so let us know when you're ready.