And this is why two sets of shoulder buttons will not be 100% accepted. It just does not work for certain genres.

Jesus christ that man's voice is annoying.

I beat him in beer pong at an ugly sweater christmas party in college. Highlight of my life.

I don't think I'd ever live in the 'DMV' unless it was DC proper. I've done a year in clarendon and it was awful. There's just nothing compelling about the suburbs of that city, unlike say Chicago or someplace like that.

So excited for this. Thank you for the honest review in light of the tech bugs. Especially appreciate the note about how casual fans will like the game - that convinced me to download it on steam now.

That man is doing the skinny girl pose.

Never underestimate the New Yorker ability to pretend that they are the most important people ever. We get it, you live in an expensive city. Tremendous.

You're a moron.

Just piling on to the 'you're an asshole for swearing at someone who you ostensibly want to help you out' camp. Good for you buddy.

Lol what? Their pcs and software? How so?

With the way this whole next gen launch has proceeded I'd be shocked if half those emails weren't Sony fanboys. Same thing with ps4's blue light thing. Gamers' weird dedication to multi billion dollar companies blows my mind.

How do you use a gun with PC?

It always weirds me out when authors use stylized cartoon versions of themselves. Just be you bro!

You must be fun at parties

What are you talking about? The entire game, single and multi player, freezes entirely every 20min or so on original xboxes. Google "gta V original xbox free" or something and chill out.

This game still freezes constantly on my OG xbox. Infuriating I spent 60$ with no fix in sight on something that I can't play longer than 20 minutes at a time.

I love it when commenters try to rock a thesaurus so their RHETORIC BECOMES IMPECCABLE.

Honestly yes I wish kotaku would call out publishers the way deadspin shits on ESPN but it's a totally different power dynamic. No one wants to buy a dick picture of gaben like they would Brett farve. So they have to play the game. I still trust kotaku to review a game more fairly than anyone else I read.

That's a great point. If the producers of Gravity, a universally (pun intended, it's set in SPACE get it?!!) acclaimed movie had a poll asking if viewers wanted to see bullock in a space thong throughout they'd have said yes. I have no evidence of that being true obviously, but the 4chan crowd would far outvote Neil…

Guy kotoku commenters give Patricia crap, specifically, and it's almost always unwarranted. It's always really frustrating to see the comment section any time she posts an opinion on this site.