You misspelled “being physically removed from a flight with violent force by police officers because an airline needed to accommodate an employee.”

Hey, if you’re here to say this guy is faking it, just looking for a payday, or should have just followed police-state instructions and this is all his fault, allow me to preemptively invite you to go fuck yourself.

Prostitution seems like a lot of effort just to spend the money on booze other people are drinking and nerds who write your essays.

including prostitution, purchasing alcohol for underage team members, and paying others to complete their homework assignments.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I’m starting to think Dr. Luke isn’t a real doctor.

You know what? For twenty odd years my dad had been imagining walking his little girl down the aisle and flipping the veil back. I didn’t really want to wear a veil, but when my dad told me that he wanted to do that, fuck, I got a veil. Was it feminist? I dunno, probably not. Was it kind? Yes. Anyone who wants to give…

I think it can be too easy to undermine feminism by reducing the “equal treatment” definition to something that applies only to individual actions (and conscious, deliberate ones at that). That’s not helpful when the issue is systemic, and not reducible to an individual level. It’s too easy for people to say “well, I…

I get that, but it isn’t as if any property that was left to me by my father will now go to my husband. Laws surrounding marriage have changed, so I don’t think it’s fair to make the statement that she is making.

“your experience is the only thing that’s valid.”

I always thought feminism was pretty simple. Men and women should be treated equally. In that sense, all who believe that is a feminist. No dilution, no soapbox, just equal treatment. Why do we need to argue semantics?

Only one business in my community closed down for the event and it is the best Mexican restaurant in town. Someone posted on their Facebook page “I guess I’ll just go to Taco Bell instead.” and the restaurant just responded with a puking emoji. It was beautiful.

One thing autism has been scientifically linked to is old dude sperm, but men take a strange sort of pride in their lifelong ability to knock up a slut, so we don’t talk about it much.

Well, that’s kind of the point of a strike. Yes, strikes hurt the workers. But the idea is that the injustice you’re striking against is more damaging than the loss of wages.

I was going to say, it’s pretty rich to try to trademark your name and end up sparring in court against the person you were likely named after.

Kylie’s website (the talented one) has been kylie.com for decades. How can anyone dispute who came first? Team Minogue.

Minogue’s attorneys also described Jenner as “a secondary reality television personality,”

though I have to admit that Kylie Jenner is the first person I think of when I hear “Kylie.”

I have to admit that Kylie Jenner is the first person I think of when I hear “Kylie.”

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.