It’s always been known that many kanye songs are basically written by committee but Spielberg films are still Spielberg films, you know.

She also cut off some hair, smeared makeup and stole shoes off the dead body

I have some pretty gnarly social anxiety and hated the procession with the passion of a thousand burning suns, so I know how awful those moments can be when you’re in the middle of them! But trust me, hardly anyone noticed then and I guarantee that no one remembers now. :)

Definitely. But it’s also very quintessentially human. We are inherently self-centered and self-conscious, so it’s hard to remember that it’s not always about ourselves.

WRT body insecurity, specifically, the only time it’s really an issue is when you make it an issue. If you refuse to be photographed, refuse to do…

I do wonder if he was referring to her as “ugly” because she was mean and a bridezilla and not necessarily talking about her physical appearance.

They probably thought nothing of it, unless you fell down or farted or something. And then, it’s only because somebody tripped or ripped a stinker. Not because it was two bridesmaids or either/both happened to be “fat”.

In general, people overthink stuff like this. Not everybody is paying attention to you all the time.

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i wonder if you’d tinder match with the hamburglar? love the screen name.

oh just own it. you’re sobbing like a little tiny baby right now. *sniff*

That’s cool of you to ask. I’m not a pilot but I have no fear of flying so I’m probably not much help.

I like that this serves as a reminder to us that, by the end of the series, they’d basically turned Joey from charmingly dopey to something else that I’ve struggled for a couple minute to phrase in a way so as not to offend anyone.

Just realized I am the only one in the comments who laughed hysterically at this article and actually agrees with you, no matter how satirical this may have been meant to be. Hmmm.

I want these. I fucking love Yoko Ono. She does a weekly Q&A with fans on Fridays, and I sent a question in once, and she answered it. I love her art.

Not knocking Tina, but man, I’m glad my mom doesn’t require my siblings and me to reassure her of her hotness.

you’re right, the takeaway should definitely be to leave an internet comment dismissing the imperfect and incidental value of capital transfer to the people in need of capital without proposing anything in its place. there’s value in being realistic and there’s no reason that tipping more (if you do this shit, which i…

My deal breaker is an electric stove. I might as well starve to death.

I have a dishwasher that I have to roll over to our sink, connect to the faucet, and turn the hot water on... and leave it on for the entire two and a half hour normal cycle. I’ll stick to hand washing.

Every day I tell myself, “I’ll wash my dishes before bed so I don’t end up with a nasty pile at the end of the week”... and every week I have the nasty pile.

Jia, thank you for the intro to this man. And for a lot of your posts — I don’t really get a lot of emerging music where I’m at, and I’m always looking for GSTLT (good shit to listen to). I know I can count on you for it!