My heart was (and still is) also broken.

I wouldn’t put it past that scumbag to hire someone to shoot off a few rounds just to prove her point.

Yeah, I’m putting on my “THAT COMMENTER” hat. No Sarah Hyland’s dress and hat do NOT go together. Who wears a pheasant feather with a white floral? Is this something people need to be TOLD?

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Hoping something like this would happen? She probably came during the gunshots.

To garnish the martini. What do you think we are, Republicans?

I’ve always been of the school of thought that “drink in face” = insult, “bottle” = hate crime. Ya can’t just hit folks with Coke bottles. It can cause brain damage and shit.

No. Why should she be hurt, because YOU are??? Where was the moral compass when you were fucking her husband?? (Not YOU specifically, I mean the’you’s reading this.) I get it. I had an affair. He turned out to be a douche OMG REALLY???? WHAT WAS MY FIRST CLUE< THAT HE WAS CHEATING??? I mean seriously. You sleep with a…

I knew I couldn’t be the only one!

YES

Jia, you’re wonderful.

Sean Penn coming at yaaaaa

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Excellent! I mean, there’s the classic bright red lip Ingrid Bergman-esque look, but the 1940s also had a lot of pinks and pastels and shimmery things so there’s a lot that can be done there (although really I could just sum up 1940s makeup really quickly by going, “QUICK PUT SOME LIPSTICK ON IN SOME VARIATION OF RED…

I’m kind of jealous of your relationship. Actually, I’m kind of jealous of your adulting in general. You may be bad at measuring, but the rest of us are bad at taking personal responsibility for our measuring failures!

Becoming a tattoo artist has been a long-held on/off dream of mine. Through high school, college, and now 6 years into teaching, it is still something I am genuinely interested in pursuing...And FUCK if every time I start researching studios and artists I don’t meet another crop of fucking ASSHATS.

If I were Sofia I would eat those fucking embryos on toast like they were fucking caviar.

I know some who are patient, thoughtful, deeply creative professionals, but yeah... some really are shallow dick-divas like you say. I was helping someone research local tattoo artists, and we checked out the #1 recommendation of a local weekly paper’s list of top tattooists. This guy’s webpage said that he did not do…

I have an unexplainable but strong dislike for RDJ. He’s just so...smug?