Sadly, yes. The Oompa Loompa-like pallor is indicative of advanced afluenza. He'll need emergency subcutaneous reality checks along with a heavy round of being utterly ignored if he ever hopes to defeat the disease. It's going to be a long uphill battle.

What's hilarious is all the articles with "before" pictures from 10+ years ago! Really guys?

It almost looks like she went without mascara or eyeliner, which makes such a difference. Also, the bangs vs no bangs look totally changes faces, think about the unrecognizable Zooey Deschanel picture when she brushed her bangs aside and did different eye makeup. I'm guessing this is a very similar effect.

This is, hands down, my new fav thing about Jezebel.

Also, when I say I find Sam Smith mildly irritating and thirsty, it's because of shit like this:

That's because he now realizes that JC is the ultimate Alpha Male and that's just the type of Alpha Male shit that Jesus does

You say that like it's a joke (and it is) but I will bet you that MILLIONS of Christians really do think things like that. It's that old bullshit fable about the dude who gets into a serious car accident and then marries his nurse, because God intended for them to be together so he caused the car accident, ofc. Don't…

I don't doubt it. He does work in mysterious ways.

Riders are in place to ensure that venues read all the artist's request for their performance, which can often includ voltage requirements for equipment, extra stage platforms or rigging; all the latter is in the matter of safety during performance. If they don't honor the silly requests, the performers can't be sure…

Comcast is my only choice, too. I can go DSL but don't hear good things about that in my area, in terms of speed. Hate Comcast, hate 'em. I know that there are infrastructure costs, but jeez - didn't we give incentives to "cable companies" back when?

Bishheart remembers.

god, khakis are GROSS

Multiple, individual failures of discipline by low-level employees starts to look like a pervasive problem at the company.

I love how Comcast has just given up all pretense of being a company that actually cares/is invested in its customers even a little bit.

Considering that they have a near total monopoly on cable and Internet in my area and then give us terrible options and customer service, there's not much they can do to offend me more than they already have.

Holy crap. I had no idea!

The fluorescent colors, wet parking lots and synth in the background just remind me of how terrible Drive was.

I love Rebel, so I'll forgive her hardcore #humblebrag

i also think additional makeup could have added more drama to kendall's face. like still keeping it fresh looking, but more contouring, in this instance, would have upped the interest in her face to cara levels. her look is SO DIFFERENT from cara's that there's just... her face looks flat and dimensionless. this is on…

They've been trying to get women to stop wearing skinny jeans for years now, with the only real change being a change from low rise to tit high. We've cycled through enough silhouettes for most women to know which looks to give a pass to, and most women would think this would be supremely unflattering. My prediction…