You know, after years of working retail it finally hit me : give them what they want, don't argue, and your life will be easier. It seems dumb, but it was a true lightbulb moment. Gone was the heavy load that comes with being righteous. Yeah, the customer is most definitely stupid, and they're frequently wrong and…

I haven't! My foundation/concealer problem is mainly my belief that there must be SOMETHING better always, so I'll use one brand maybe twice in a row tops, because, you know, it's good but what it that kind over there is BETTER?

Girl you're veering into humble brag territory ! Some of us were DEEPLY unfuckable as teens. SO HORNY BUT SO UNATTRACTIVE.

I've literally never heard the advice to pee BEFORE nor have I ever heard anyone use the term "piping". Hm.

girl yes! I'm almost 30 and am sure that *any day now* I'll find the right concealer and foundation.

Yay! Jane, I loved you on The Hairpin. Love seeing 'pinners (new and OG) here!

Bejismed. Crying.

OK, 3rd time trying to reply, because Kinja (or is it my phone ?) keeps freezing. Love the name! I sell that glass at Crate and Barrel - it's called the Camille but everyone comes in for either "the scandal glass" or "the Olivia pope glass". I can even guess what they want before they ask before their hands start…

You're right - it occurred to me after I posted that perhaps he was playing with a male-identifying person. I shouldnt have assumed !

As soon as I posted, I had that exact thought and nearly deleted my post. Let's assume positive intent, and I'll take it back!

So close, Flea. C-

that's what has always freaked me out - that people would KILL another person for stealing their THINGS.

I am INTO Diane Kreuger's dress! I I'm on board for Anything that looks like a deconstructed/postmodern/whatever version of 18th century dress.

And the reason to do all this is to entice younger women who are already hungry to join your organization?? Like some little 18 year old girl is going to see a sister with OMBRÉ WAVES and be like "nope, this isn't the house for me"

WE ARE NOT DESPERATE

I figured it was going there, but #2 still caught me by surprise and I laughed til I cried.

I can't speak for all of them, but Jia was with the Hairpin, which was smart, funny and cool - she did great work there. And there have been smart, solid stories here. Honestly I think this site has become better. I can see the commentariat don't like the tone of their celeb reporting. I think these articles are…

Not a vegetarian but Meat Free Mondays has really good recipes !

OMG no wonder my local Wendy's looks so fucking terrible.

HA HA HA A+++ Madeleine, start to finish.