never trust anyone with k tape like that on their wrist, that’s like a “hey I’m cool and work out” friendship bracelet

That is the face of a woman who can smell another woman’s pee on her husband.

Whenever I eat a bag of Cheetos, I always feel like I should have made a better choice.

Hey now!, Hey now....his sperm totally touched her egg....in that tube.

Jesus tap-dancing Christ!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you see them dancing? She hates him and he absolutely loves that she hates him!

Yes, and the teaser for the NPR segment in North Carolina where the woman said election night felt the way it must have felt when World War II ended.... They can fuck right off.

His neck is doing this thing ....

Omg I hated that woman. She also said she was encouraged because trump had met with black leaders. Kanye and Steve Harvey are not leaders of the black community!!

Opens Tiffany box under sofa, finds Tiffany Trump. Dies even more.

“His wife … if you look at his wife, she was standing there. She had nothing to say.

Sign the petitions!!! All of them!

Every once in a while 4chan gets one right.

Switching from hourly to full-time can be tough.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/

#FreeMelania

So far I see:

“I’m a dumb guy, my worldview is limited”

Here in the Netherlands, if beer is to be drunk at a place without refrigeration, the beer of choice is Schultenbräu. It is amongst the cheapest beer there is at ~40 eurocents per half liter ($3.8 per gallon), but when it's at room temperature, it tastes better than more expensive beers at room temperature. Also, if…

The science of round.