Thanks for suggesting this! My only peeve is that it doesn't offer parking for tabs until they're open for at least 15 minutes. The ability to decrease this timeframe or apply parking to tabs when I select them would be nice. But this is a good app, nonetheless.

Yeah, the blank dropdown box is a disappointment. I'll give TooManyTabs and TabMemFree a try, then stick with one of them.

I vote for some vinegar and borax.

cheddar. pickles. chocolate.

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

If Hoda has her wits about her, she's carrying a taser to use on Kathie Lee when necessary.

I enjoy Sylvia but, in my own way, I understand your aversion. I can't stand Charles fucking Dickens.

When I worked as a telemarketer, I enjoyed playing Grand Theft Auto after my shifts. It felt great to drive around wrecklessly, then hole up in a parking garage and shoot people. I lost interest once I moved on to new, less soul-sucking employment.

In recent months, I started doing much of what you list here (ie. numbers 1-5). Getting into a routine like this concerning food is a great way to go.

I am perpetually tired. My "naps" are generally 3 hours long, god bless 'em.

Here's a good piece of standup by Tig:

Fuck the paleo diet and all the holier-than-thous who subscribe to it. We get it, you're so fucking superior.

I want to see a Glenn Gould hologram perform then pick up his lifetime achievement award.

I superglued a strong disc magnet to the back of tin and put it on my fridge. It keeps pens handy for writing shopping lists on a magnetic paper pad.

I was going to make the same comment. GoToobs are great for shampoo, liquid soap, and even condiments when camping. http://www.humangear.com/gotoob/

A couple years back, I stumbled across an interesting approach to sharing books via http://www.BookCrossing.com

Better yet, tell her to cram the damn balloon.

Good. Save your money for entertainment that doesn't suck.

Yes! That show is a stream of horrid one-liners. Not funny.

How about fuck you, people who stop in the middle of a sidewalk or aisle either to stare or to start talking. Get the hell out of my way!