MACRON: How is it that your clothes fit so impeccably? You must tell me!

Fuck bears. I no longer hike because of the danger from men.

Next year, we’re having Dirty Dancing, Kinky Boots, Les Mis, and Beautiful: The Carole King Musical. I think I have to cough up for the season passes.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

This is neither the time nor place for that kind of victim blaming. (There is no time or place for victim blaming, btw). Also, teenagers are not good at making decisions....especially when emotions are involved. I know I made stupid dating decisions when I was 17. So I guess what I’m saying is....no.

Your grandmother is a dose of good, strong medicine.

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

I bet you he - and you know it was a “he” - thought he was being SO clever. lol

Why? You already have that covered.

I recently cleaned up my garage and added a stereo so I can drink and hang out in there. This past Friday night, all my friends cancelled on plans for the night (and wife was sleeping), so I had a garage party by myself, complete with classic rock, miller lites and a fat bowl. Garage solo drinking is the way to go.

The budget was also seen as a victory for Democrats because it lacked nearly every cut Trump wanted to make—including the ones to Planned Parenthood, the NEA and Public Radio/Television. It’s a pretty sweet win for a supposedly weak and out of touch Party.

Counterfeit fur you say?

The most heartbreaking part about this whole saga is that it may have forced a mediocre white tech dude to admit that he can’t do everything. I mean, can you imagine the pathos of that moment, when he realized that his misguided bravado and the penis swinging between his legs just weren’t enough anymore?

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

“maybe, but definitely not as much as they need, and disproportionately favoring the rich.”

Does anybody remember the HILARIOUSLY awful horror movie based on the show, “My Super Psycho Sweet 16"? It had a decapitated girl roller skating into a sushi cake.

I guess he thought the judge was some sort of sap.

Hi! Long time reader, commenting for the first time. I guess I should first put up a disclaimer, that I despise Trump and everything that he stands for, and also that Melania is a fool.

I went to a meet-up for women in local politics and met a Slovenian woman who was running for a school board seat. She’s been a citizen for 15 years and has managed to build a MASSIVE community of Slovenian women in this small Minnesota suburb. She was brought over first, as a mail-order bride and she managed to…