I don’t want to be internet crass, so I want to be clear that I am glad the driver is ok.

I keep getting Lauren Boeberts and Lorena Bobbitt mixed up.

Reliable or not, all I see is lipstick on a pig:

I don’t think you understand what snake oil is. Both wraps and ceramic coating serve a purpose, snake oil is something that claims to do something but does nothing.

I generally hate to generalize when something goes to shit but I swear to God every horrible thing to come out of the economy can be traced back to the Reagan years.

My issue is big power was either gated behind buying an enthusiast vehicle or paying a ton. Now every car has a gajillion horse power and most people can’t drive worth shit.

Normalize Reverse in parking. Any time backing into a stall is possible you should be backing into a stall.

You do realise that was an April Fools press release, right?

*that doesn’t have moisture

Finicky and sensitive to getting wet. Just what you want from a PICKUP TRUCK.

No charging after midnight.

Is it just me, or in the last image does the front of the hill look weirdly photoshopped? Like on the right side a bunch of oddly straight lines or perfectly circular lines for what’s supposed to be just a pile of dirt? Wonder if someone had some OSHA violations they didn’t want showing up on the news?

Manual transmissions: still the best theft-deterrent on the market today.

False.  Every plane I’ve been on has a water slide. It’s just the cheap airlines save them for “emergencies” 

I think the future of EV travel is the past. When I was a kid, the last of the road side attractions were sad shells of themselves. I’ve been to a couple run down places in Florida and I’ve been to Wall Drug in South Dakota (so has everyone else driving in South Dakota).

More like Icon of Disease, amirite?

Only disagreement on this list is the “the ice blue buttons look very premium when paired with the brushed aluminum-look” part. It definitely has the “futuristic Y2K-era electronics” look. Hell I think I had a stereo in that color scheme.

Even funnier with the last line:

The irony of Jalopnik pointing out Porsche’s spelling error is delicious.