What’s your point? Customers don’t know or care about the details of your specific POS system. That’s the owner/manager’s problem. The places with those “fakeass” waiters are maybe just doing this part better than your bosses.

5 Lbs of oranges will make you vomit. Speaking from experience.

wow

God damn, the Olympics get me JACKED THE FUCK UP for sporting events I otherwise never give a shit about, and I swear if this guy rolls in and ATTACKS the ice skating arena in Pyeongchang with “Turn Down for What,” I am going to throw my table through my window a fit of ragejoy.

You know this is just an alternative form of “asshole”, right? Maybe the commenter is from the UK.

I think women do very similar mental calculus in these situations, too, though maybe not out of fear of the cops, but certainly for fear of their own safety.

no I get paid to read and respond to your rude comments

Yeah, I’m thinking that this whole ‘be brave when you’re sick’ thing is more for short-term illness that passes rather than debilitating conditions that are going to do nothing but get worse until you finally, mercifully die. I’m lucky enough that my state is still allowing opiod pain meds and my dr knows me well…

The silliness and wrongheadedness of going after Streep allows the Clooneys, Pitts, Tarantinos, etc. off scot-free. Streep was not on the production-side as those men and Weinstein were - so anything she “knew” was derived from rumors unless she heard it from victims themselves directly. Which no victim has stated…

“I’m not on Facebook” is the new “I don’t have a television”.

They definitely do in the United States unless you have a farm or are one of those assholes with city chickens.

This is the worst job application I’ve ever received.

Are you paid in rubles or dollars?

Okay, I mean he’s an attractive man. He also seems pretty cool and intelligent. I bet he’s a very giving lovers.

Close commits suicide. Bradshaw’s prints are on the knife she uses. He gets arrested for murder.

I hope you donate your brain for CTE research.

Whoa! Nelly?

It’s technically not napping when you’re running a length of garden hose from the tail pipe into the cab of the vehicle. 

Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.

Sounds like someone who sleeps until 8:00 and gets to the office at 9:00.