Fair! I figured I’d mention that this is a possible route for others like me who balked at the process she goes through. She’s a better woman than I, half the time I can’t convince myself to shave once a week, let alone that routine every other day. More power to you!

I’m bald from alopecia (shaved because I do have some growing, just large bald spots with nothing) and I use dollar shave club razors and shave gel and....a loofah! You need to exfoliate well after shaving to ensure that there are no in grown hairs. Never once have I had an issue of razor bumps with that routine

Also a stable genius?

A Chinese meal (lo mein, gen tso chicken, broccoli), including drink and fortune cookie. I did at least go to a matinee so there was only a few other people to deal with the delicious smell

Look into sugar free bread. Nature’s Own makes a sugar free wheat bread and I kept an open loaf of that for month + and it never went moldy/bad because it doesn’t have the sugar that promotes such things!

For those soothed by the idea that most couple’s are siblings

My gym has a PF Changs directly beside it (as well as a Not Your Average Joes). The only good news is if I’ve worked hard enough, the smells actually turn my stomach. The bad news is before I enter the gym I mysteriously feel ravenous....

They’re called fuck-bombs, thank you very fucking much.

As a fellow wig-wearer, I’m horrified for her. However, as a human with eyes and a woman who supports women: girl, you are fucking BEAUTIFUL and I hope you find a way to be comfortable without a wig because you pull. it. off.

Washer and Dryer about 5 years ago. I even went next level with some crotchety complaining that I don’t need ‘smart’ laundry machines unless that involves them switching the load over and folding when done. I also recently bought Metamucil for a diet I’m on :/  

I HAD to do this when I was in school because my brain-hand would move so fast that it would come out a sloppy mess. The slower, more loopy I made my letters, the more legible.

I’m a people person! I’m good with people!!! WHAT’S SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?!!?

My most recent car purchased had the dealer slap a thick sticker on my bumper. I signed the paper work, shook their hand and walked outside to immediately pry it off my car and throw it away right in front of their showroom window. >:D

I really don’t understand the audience they were targeting with this movie. Baby boomers? They chose actors that millennials recognize but a plot that relates to no one.

PS the prime card is pretty legit as it’s generous with the cash back percentages

PS the prime card is pretty legit as it’s generous with the cash back percentages

Does Sandra Bullock look A LOT like Michael Jackson with longer hair in that first scene?

Stop remaking and ruining things I’ve loved.

Watching Hook, spilling ramen trying to eat/drink it while laying down and sleep.

THIS. I drive in the DMV and people are unaware that you can actually drive without actively pressing either pedal (please, these people aren’t driving stick). So if/when they see brake lights their ‘only’ recourse is to hit theirs and it’s never just a slow even pressure, it’s all or none. Forcing everyone behind…

Check out Ambar restaurant! For $50 a person it’s all you can eat/all you can drink. Make reservations as the seating area is small but everything we tried was amazing! Also, maybe don’t take the ‘all you can drink’ quite as literally as I did. 6 old fashioned’s in 2 hours was such a delicious mistake though.