Pshaw, I recently went untouched for 185 days.

Don't you think "the last three offseasons" is an awfully small sample size to be basing statements like "never win anything" off of?

Did you read the article? He specifically says he didn't go gluten free. . .

Do you understand the "right to free speech"? Because it's comments like this one that almost always indicate to me that the person talking really doesn't understand that right at all.

No, that really isn't the only option, and innocence or guilt has nothing to do with it, or at least my feelings on the matter.

Don't form them into patties! If you're manhandling them enough to form them into patties, then you're breaking up the lumps of crab and making your crab cakes shittier. Please don't do that.