Please. The Kardashians have built a business off dramatized celebrity “reality” show relationships and blaming and bringing down men who already had lives and accomplishments of their own outside of social media and PR relationships.

This is true, but a huge step in the overall plan. First save for 40 years and accumulate $1.25 million through good investing and compound interest. Then invest in dividend portfolio for $50k a year in retirement income without depleting the principle. A tad more complicated than “How to make $50k a year every year.”

“He got tons of one-night stand tail but could never hold down a girlfriend.”

I used to do stuff like this years ago. Now I just handle the stuff at Amazon. Every time I read something like this it gives me a little motivation to do better, though.

Meanwhile 90% of the internet claims Bradley Cooper is never fucking any women.

A celebrity doesn’t care about her fake PR relationship ending? Shocker.

Can waitresses stop calling me baby, hon, and sweetheart?

Or you could just get good french fries, the kind that taste perfect with perhaps a splash of vinegar but are ruined by ketchup. 

He’s a fraud like Vanilla Ice.

Obviously he meant Church’s Chicken.

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I just assume this sort of thing is a prerequisite for being a white cop.

120 count in the video

You have to meet Sean McVay.

One of things I just really don’t get is that straight male porn “stars” have traditionally been seen as disposable and/or interchangeable and there is nothing outstanding about this dude. He’s not particularly good looking, endowed, or skilled at performing (any more than a dozen other guys). So the industry could…

I dress like that for my job but I make like $17/hr and don’t want a heat rash.

Some of us follow baseball.

I checked the story to see if Ohio was one of the Southern states. I see enough confederate flags, but I guess not.

 I spend that but it’s at the grocery store. Can’t afford fancy food delivery services.

I eat whatever I want 8 hours a day. Those 8 hours happen to coincide exactly with my work day. I wish I had more free food at work. Bring it.