I go three times a day. I just figure that’s how much I have to go to process my maintenance level of eating required so I can be alive.  Maybe I will try that all-meat diet I keep hearing about so I can poop less.

I assume all these “relationships” are fake, except for the totally believable ones like Aaron Rodgers and Bradley Cooper touching all those women with zero degree of awkwardness. 

The only movie I have ever seen him was that one where he played 14 year-old Katherine Heigl’s dad/fake lover.

The Christian Right hates women and brown people way more than they care about any adultery stuff. This should have been common knowledge for at least 30 years now.

I work at an Amazon FC that supposedly has 5000 employees at peak and I don’t know any of these “temps.” I believe there are some departments that are made up mostly from staffing firms, but Amazon hires most people directly. All you have to do is go to their website and apply and you are basically hired, directly by…

Most of these claims are correct and so are yours. I work at Amazon (not a bot) and I’m a pretty assertive person at work and not exactly the fitting in to be a company guy type. I’m a little surprised they haven’t made up a reason to fire me yet. Maybe they will read this and figure it out. That would make a lot of…

You don’t sound shallow at all, and a lot nicer than I would have been. 

Most of the “liberals” in the US are center-right and cry fairly evenly about anything “too Republican (whatever that means at the time)“ or too “socialist.” And much of their hate for libertarians has nothing to do with helping poor people but libertarian opposition to things like wasteful military spending, eminent…

Oh so it’s like when Danny Ferry said a player “had a little African in him?”

Maybe a lot of racial stereotypes make no sense.

“I was afraid we were about to lose our heritage,” Ingram told the Journal-Constitution. “I wanted them to know it was important to the community.”

Remember that time Jim Tressel knew about some tattoos and gold pants?

This is my recollection. I started in ‘97. We also had a lot of people into Wu Tang. My girlfriend bought me a Korn poster from her college bookstore for some reason (I was a big fan of their debut album, tbh). I had a friend who studied auto mechanics at a community college who really liked Kid Rock.

Please post examples of women mansplaining to men.

How are they going to tip hundreds of dollars?

White women are the worst.

Why does their hair come off when their shirts do?

As a child in the 80s I would say that Aretha was very prominent around the time of Wrestlemania 3 (1987) and had multiple hit singles in the ‘80s, including the #1 duet with George Michael. if anything, the mid-80s was a huge comeback for her. Not as big as Tina Turner’s but similar IMHO. This was 3-4 years after…

Can you exempt white people who don’t talk to cops and don’t believe in calling cops and have held this belief for 20 or more years, for the very reasons mentioned on this site (but didn’t need a blog to tell us to feel this way)?

Until she decides to start working out and runs off with her fitness instructor.